Football season is officially in fullswing and all you bots may not love it like I do but you should love it for what it means: Humans beating the shit out of each other for a piece of pig skin, and a reason to drink multiple times a week. Anything that facilitates humans hurting each other and alcohol drinking should be loved by robots everywhere. So now your wondering what the hell does this have to do with gadgets? Well fuck you I’m getting to that part.

Behold the Heineken Beertender. It runs from $250-300 depending on the model , and when loaded with a 5L mini-keg will keep you in cold draught beer for up to a month, or if your like me maybe a week or two. 5L is 20 8 oz. glasses of beer for you robots without a conversion program, which should keep you and your friends happy on a Sunday of football, or for you non-sports loving bots a night of Star Wars. When you get down to the details its basically a keg-fridge that uses air to push on the beerbag in the mini keg to keep it pressurized. It has a display on top that tell you the temperature and how much is left, and when you step up to the $300 model it is and LCD display that gives you temperature choices and how many days before your beer is no longer fresh. It’s a great concept, stylish, clean, and keeps you from looking like a frat-bot in front of the femme-bots you might have over. However until the get the price down I dont think that this will be doing all that well. That and the fact that the USA doesnt have as many options on mini-kegs as Europe. But Phillips and InBev have realeased a competitor and if InBev and Anheuser-Busch merge maybe the American market will get more of these wonderful little kegs. Also for us unfortunate bots living in Utah, we’ll have to head to Wyoming or Nevada to pick these up. My poor misguided socialist brothers in the Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control (read socialist state control) won’t allow these to be sold in Utah.