Go Go Gadget

I’ve been hearing about the EATR (Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot) for a while now. If you haven’t heard of it, its a robot that powers itself on “Organic Matter” so that it can go on long range missions and re-fuel on its own. The problem here is that while it may use plants to power itself it could also use Corpses. Yeah, dead human bodies. How long is it before it decides to start making its own fuel by killing all humans?? Sure Robot Technology (the company behind EATR) has come out and said that it will eat only plants but there just covering for their mistake. We all saw The Matrix and Maximum Overdrive. We know how these things end. Lucky for all of you the robots here at Big Shiny Robot! are fueled on booze and enjoy the company of humans.