Batman Decapitates a Teenager in Georgia

Seriously.

A 17-year old kid lost his hat on the Batman ride at Six Flags Over Georgia and decided to climb over two (count ’em: TWO) fences with various signs warning of danger and death to get his hat.

The ride, travelling at 50mph, cut his head off.

Details are still forthcoming, but the kid would HAVE to be seventeen to think his hat was worth risking his head over.  Or at least a fashionista like Neotron…

In slightly cooler Batman news, watch this video about a Gotham where four different Batman’s are battling it out. Seriously, it’s really cool.