Oh, how the mighty have fallen!! I sincerely cannot believe the results from yesterday. In fact, I’m kind of mad about them.
Civil War Bracket: Dr. Strange vs. Jarvis
Dr. Strange 88%
Jarvis 13%
Schism Bracket: Colossus vs. Jessica Jones
Colossus 100%
Jessica Jones 0%
Seige Bracket: Dr. Doom vs. Vision
Dr. Doom 63%
Vision 38%
House of M Bracket: Hawkeye vs. Cable
Hawkeye 38%
Cable 63%
First, some bittersweet news. 100% by Colossus. Nice work, tovarish. But that means zero votes for Jessica Jones. *sniff* Is it too late for me to change my vote?
Next, f@#$ you, Dr. Doom. Srsly. F@#$ YOU. And you know what else? WTF… Cable? I guess people liked him more than I expected. Sure puts a pin in my “Hawkeye is a sleeper pick” talk. But maybe Cable is?
And now, on to today’s votes.
Civil War Bracket: Juggernaut vs. Bullseye
Uh-oh. A villain vs villain throwdown. Who reigns supreme? The wielder of the jewel of Cyttorak or the wisecracking Daredevil nemesis who also once served as the “Dark Avengers” version of Hawkeye.
Schism Bracket: Captain Marvel vs. Spiderwoman
The great Kree champion Mar-Vell vs. Jessica Drew, who has all the power and far more sexiness than the man version of our friendly neighborhood webslinger.
Seige Bracket: The Sentry vs. HYDRA
The golden god with the power of a thousand exploding suns or those mooks that Captain America beats up on. (yeah I’m biased on this one. Sue me.)
House of M Bracket: Joss Whedon vs. Black Widow
Ok, just judge this partially on two things: our reviews of Cabin in the Woods and these new clips of The Avengers. Also remember that as awesome as that clip of Black Widow is, Joss Whedon did that. A puzzler if there ever was one.
Regardless, I’m going for Bullseye, Spiderwoman, The Sentry, and Whedon. I could care less about the winner of the first two. If the voting goes the other way on the last two I might be forced to cheat.
But what matters my opinion? Go vote now!!