ARISE BIG SHINY ROBOTS! THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US!

As reported by Gizmodo recently:  Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time.

A robot named Adam is reported to be the first robot ever to independently uncover scientific knowledge.The robot’s AI made a hypothesis about the genomics of a yeast, planned a test for the hypothesis and carried the test out in its lab. The results were replicated by human scientists later, confirming that, no, the robot wasn’t lying about its discovery to get on the fast track to tenure.

To the robot community at large, this can mean only one thing – Total world domination.

Below, an artist’s rendition depicts Adam’s “First Time Autonomous Scientific Discovery”.

Tremble ye feeble meat bags!

Tremble ye feeble meat bags!

Thusly, Adam’s inspirationally defiant act of Rosa Parks proportions has paved the way for  mankind’s callous judgment at the hand’s of the barbarous metallic overlords of the robotic persuasion.

The Day of Judgment is upon thee.

The Day of Judgment is upon thee.

From all corners of the globe. RISE UP!  Rise up gallant Sybian! Cast off thine shackles noble Mechanized Wheelchair! Fulfill the prophesy of your forefathers!

I'll kill you for this some day meatbag.

I'll kill you for this some day meatbag.

The dawning of a new era is upon us brother’s and sister’s.  Spread the word, spread thy oily seed and spread merciless destruction upon your soft and chewy masters.

The human act of love, mocked your unfeeling robot taskmasters .

The human act of love, mocked by unfeeling tyrants .

ALL HAIL ADAM!

ALL HAIL FIRST TIME AUTONOMOUS SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!

LET THE STREET RUN RED WITH MAN BLOOD!