Civil War: The [Shitty] Play.

Seems like once every few years, an event comes along that turns the comic world upside down. Last year it was the Marvel event, Civil War. This epic occurrance pitted hero against hero, unmasked Spidey (don’t worry, “magic” made everyone forget), and killed Captain America. I’m sure there are plenty of people out there that would love to see an epic event like this in a movie. Just imagine, a 7 part movie depicting all the major happenings in this saga, it would be intense to say the least.

Well, to all of you out there who wish for this, I have some good news! These guys are looking for a writer to pen a script for a 7 part play depicting the events of Marvel’s Civil War during the 7 days of Burning Man (1 part each day). You can take the project into your hands and make this a reality…sort of… if by reality you mean a shitty half assed play that in all actuality will not come to fruition and even in the small event that it does it will just end up being a waste of time to all involved…

Seriously kids-who’s-plan-this-is, I know in your minds this will be awesome and a lot of people will love it, but if you ever, and I mean ever want to lose your virginities, you will not do this play.

Either way, you’re going to do what your going to do, and as a fellow comic book fan, I feel obliged to help. May I recommend contacting this guy, this guy, and this guy and inquiring if you could rent their costumes for your play. I feel they really represent the overall result and quality of your play should you decide to move forward.

Seriously guys. Come on.