I wonder what would have to be done to get these to STOP. Is there really an audience for these?! Seriously! Who’s paying money to see these!?

“Disaster Movie” follows the comic misadventures of a group of ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings during one fateful night as they try to make their way to safety while every known natural disaster and catastrophic event – asteroids, twisters, earthquakes, the works – hits the city and their path as they try to solve a series of mysteries to end the rampant destruction.

Taking aim at everything and everyone, from “Indiana Jones” and “Iron Man” to Amy Winehouse and “High School Musical,” “Disaster Movie” lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer satirize everything as only they can.

Wow. Sounds hilarious. Will there be advanced screenings for this? Good thing Jason Friedberg wrote and directed this. In fact, let’s review all the movies in this “series” (I use that term loosely) which he also happened to write and direct:

• Date Movie: Shit.
• Epic Movie: Epic shit.
• Meet the Spartans: Actually not that bad!… Totally kidding, shit on top of shit with a side of shit.
• Superhero Movie: Now, apparently Mr. Friedberg didn’t have anything to do with this one, but it doesn’t mean it was any less shitty.
  Disclaimer: With exception to the first 15 minutes of Epic Movie (as ashamed as I am to admit that), I have not actually seen any of these movies, my reviews are strictly based on assumptions from trailers, commercials, and the general knowledge people with more than a 6th grade education have that these movies blow. Scary Movie was sort of funny, Scary Movie II was okay, it was all down hill from there.

And let’s face it, Disaster Movie will not be any better. I can’t believe there is actually a studio out there sinking money into this franchise and that there are people out there buying tickets for this. I wonder, are there actually people excited for these who look forward to them when a new one is released? And on top of all this, the creaters had the audacity to do this:

I think I’ll end on that note and let your anger subside…