I’m actually kind of excited to see this movie.
Not because it’s going to be good, but because of how spectacularly bad the previous movies were and how this one is going to top those in every way. And we’re going to see all kinds of crazy stuff. In this trailer alone we get a hint of the crazy sex that almost kills Kristen Stewart’s character… And the pregnancy that inevitably ends with a vampire-toothed C-Section….
Seriously… This might be in the running for one of the worst films ever made, but it will make so much god-damned money it’s crazy.
So, without further ado, here is the trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1: