Hello robots, we’re here at another edition of Tee Time with Dr.Cyborg. In which I take a few minutes of time to talk to you about something that mildly interests me, while I play the greatest game ever conceived, Golf! Accompanied by my trusty caddie Slugtron,  this time we’ll be talking about the new DVD and Blu-ray  release of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. So pour yourselves a swift kick in the nuts, ( 1 part goldschlager, 1 part jager, 1 part sambuca, 1 part vodka, serve over ice.) and let’s go Golfing!

Doctor Cyborg gets all the ladies! -Slugtron

I watched the first Night at the Museum, and found it to be an acceptable, fun movie. So I went in thinking if this sequel was bad, but fun to watch, I would consider it a good sequel. It basically did this to the letter, but it wouldn’t hurt if you don’t mind drinking around your kids to watch it with a good swift kick in the nuts. (Ingredients listed above.)

Practice swing, mark it a nine.

Doctor Cyborg is great! –Slugtron

Thanks, Slugtron!

The movie begins with Ben Stiller’s character moving on in his career to be a successful infomercial sales men. Stopping by the museum, and finding that they are shipping  all the exhibits into deep storage under the Smithsonian (The biggest museum in the world.) The stone that brings the museum to life at night is obviously brought to storage as well.

Of course it would have been a hole in one if it didn’t hit the tree. No. I’m not going to shoot it again, just put down two and we’ll move to the next hole.

Doctor Cyborg *-%@^* Bzzzzzt! you coward, how dare you add a complimentor to my speech circuit! –Slugtron

Geez Slugton, you didn’t have to break it, those things cost a lot of money.

You wanna know somthing else, Doctor Cyborg sucks at golf! –Slugtron

Now you’re going too far, I made you!

You couldn’t make a turkey sandwich you putz! –Slugtron

Well anyway, back to Night at the Museum. I’m not even going to begin to break this movie down as a grown robot analyzing a movie. This movie is for children, and at best is going to keep your attention for a while, and maybe make you laugh a few times. Basically what I ask myself when buying a children’s movie is; Will this movie bother me if it’s played on a continuous loop for the next month if my children like it? The cameo rolls by, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, Christopher Guest, and none other than George Foreman himself, certainly help the movie along. But aside from it being partially entertaining for brains, it’s also a great children’s movie.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is being released into three different sets, The first being the single disk DVD. On Amazon for $9.99 If you don’t own a Blu-ray player, this is a good deal. Even with just one disk it is loaded with special features.

The Blu-ray release is a tremendous bargain right now as well, because it comes with the DVD version as well, and is being sold on Amazon for a measly $18.99 With every bonus you can imagine. Including, commentaries, gag reels, and a digital copy.

And finally Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Two-Disc Monkey Mischief Pack) For $22.99 which doesn’t contain the Blu-ray, and therefore in my opinion is the worst bargain, unless you’re looking to buy it as a gift for a little kid that really likes monkeys. Because that is what the second disk is all about. (DVD-rom features for monkey games etc.)

Overall I don’t want to give this a number, I would much rather give it some words. So I’m giving it a gravy out of a possible philosophers stone.

See you again Next time, might be a while because I’m in the middle of dating multiple fine robot girls, all of them happen to be really sexy.

Doctor Cyborg’s only date is a bottle of liquid wrench! –Slugtron