The UK’s Telegraph is officially reporting on “claims” from “studio executives” that fucking Cher is going to play Catwoman in Nolan’s next Batman film, tentatively titled “The Caped Crusader” WTF, which is supposed to start filming in “Vancouver early next year”.

It also says, without apology, that Depp is playing the Riddler hands down.

This is madness. It does no good at all to put this stuff in print.

Update: I just checked Google, and MULTIPLE news sources are running the piece. What a crock…