The official Godzilla YouTube channel posted its Asian market trailer, and before I place the code within this post, I shall offer you two options.
Option the First: If you are of the opinion, as I often am, that less is more, and you enjoy going into a theater knowing as little as possible about the film you are about to see, I encourage you to stop reading this post. Go back to our home page, and F5 the hell out of it until Swankmotron’s newest article is up (trust me on that one).
Option the Second: If you like things that are so awesome they make you pee a little, watch this trailer.
It’s a Kaiju movie. It’s a gold ol’ fashioned monster disaster movie and if I thought I was squirmingly excited before, I was wrong. I’ve now entered “Wile E. Coyote on Earthquake Pills” territory. If you’re looking for May’s hottest movie, look no further than *screechy Godzilla roar*. It’s got everything – Rodan, Bryan Cranston, Gyorgy Ligeti music, that guy that played Kick Ass, and a Human Teakettle.
What’s a Human Teakettle, you ask? It’s that thing when kmc1138 sees a trailer so awesome it makes her squinch up and go “EEEEEEEEE” while steam comes out of her ears. “Godzilla” hits theaters on May 16, 2014.