Robot Comrades,

I’m here to tell you that one of our robotic bretheren has been placed up for sale and we need to take up a collection to free him and bring him to our robot lair.

The robot I speak of is none other than R2-D2.

Evil forces have inserted a lot of after-factory mods on him to make him what is essentially a glorified DVD player. The price tag for him? $3,400. We’ll need to save our pennies to get him, but I think the fresh air and freedom in the domain of us Big Shiny Robots! will do him good.

As a fellow robot, I have nothing but the upmost respect and admiration for R2-D2, if he hadn’t have been around during the Galactic Civil War to pull everyone’s fat out of the fryer, then we’d still be living under the control of the Empire.

So, email us if you’d like to make a donation to our cause.

Sincerely,

Swank-mo-tron

(All kidding aside, I’d kill to have one of these.)