The Spoiler is finally back!

I don’t know how yet, she just is.

Chuck Dixon is doing a run on Robin right now, and she is just there, I saw her on a roof top saying stuff. This is great news for me (nee everyone) because she is one of the best ancillary DC characters.

I couldn’t sleep for a month when they killed her off. And worse than the fact that they killed her off was that they didn’t even give her a cool death. She almost had a cool death. Black Mask tortured her, almost to death. It should be a rule that any time a Robin (or ex-Robin as the case was here) is slated to die, they need to be tortured to death and then blown up by a Super-Villian. Instead , in the War Crimes crossover event, she’s taken to Leslie Thompkins’ clinic where Leslie decides (seemingly from nowhere) that Batman would stop if she killed her.

Sorry DC, but that was lame.

Part of the problem surrounding Stephanie’s death and around the event was the writing teams in charge. The guilty parties? Bruce Jones, A.J. Lieberman and shortly after, Judd Winick. I hate all of these ass holes. They’ve all written really crappy runs on really cool comic books. I wouldn’t prescribe comic books they’ve written to an Atari 2500.

Some of the crappy things Bruce Jones has done to hurt us include making Dick Grayson a male model. And while he was a male model, he was made to fight the Jason Todd copy of himself who ends up turning into a goo monster.

A.J. Lieberman wrote a follow up to the Hush series that just totally blew. Then, he killed the Gotham Knights title by only writing about Hush. It must have been 30 issues straight, I mean sometimes hush turned out to be Clayface, but that still sucks.

Judd Winick hates you. He hates everyone you love. He hates your cute robot puppy. Because of this, he consistently writes the worst DC comics that have ever been published.

But now that some of these bat titles are back in the hands of competent writers, Stephanie Brown is back. And I hope for good. In fact, I hope she eats Tim Drakes heart and becomes Robin again because she’s my favorite Robin.

P.S.I have recently heard a crazy myth that girls should not date robots. I found this out while I was analyzing the internet trying to figure out why I, a robot doctor lawyer, was not getting any premium tail. Well let me be the first to disspell this myth. Not only should girls date robots, they should also perform the ritual that I like to call the robotic samba, if you get my meaning. If everyone else would be kind enough to walk away, I would like to talk to the girls for a second………

Listen baby, just because robot doctor lawyers aren’t designed for something and they don’t exactly have all the right parts, doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t hook up. I’ll robot take care of you baby, I promise! I will be there when you wake up, and thats real.