This is supposedly a proto-type for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie due out in 2012. (Hopefully they don’t push the release until after the world ends.)

Personally I’ve seen more attractive dildos, but since it’s supposed to be a ninja turtle and not an over sized coat-hook, I guess it isn’t that horrible. I mean, it’s clear to me what they’re going for, “What would an actual mutant turtle look like?” But my question would be, what is their target audience? The National Geographic crowd? Really what’s the point? I doubt Peter Laird gets called out in the street, “Hey dumb-ass, haven’t you ever seen a photo of a real turtle before?” It’s simply not what’s on my mind when I look at the Ninja Turtles. I am usually too busy looking at swords, nun-chucks, ass-kicking, and April O’neil’s cleavage.

But with that being said, I won’t be angry if this is their decision– I just won’t understand it.