Since there is an abundance of cute girls that attend the Comic-Con year after year, I decided I would profit from their luscious money makers by putting pictures of them into a lascivious post.

This should be appealing to barbaric robots whom still use phrases such as, “Them girls sure look good nakey.”

Also bear in mind I didn’t get any pleasure out of taking their pictures and it was almost completely platonic, like teaching a Mormon girl how to kiss for the first time. For this reason, this article about posteriors and mammaries only degrades my journalistic integrity in the slightest degree. Less even than running a report on yodeling midgets.

Anyway, here we go!

5. Final Fight, Poison

I will get this right out of the way. There were some other girls at the con that would have demolished this list, but I refrained from using booth babes. Aside from the fact that they are paid for their looks, they don’t even necessarily have to be nerds. Therefore, in my opinion, anyone that is willing to pay $60 to get to the con, and then dress up like an unknown character such as one of the broads you beat up in Final Fight, I think you are much more deserving to be on the list.

4. X-Men, Emma Frost

I don’t know what it is about wearing plain white panties in a public place, but there is definitely something. #4!

3. Female Han Solo

You can’t begin to guess how many fat nerds I saw dressed up as their hero, “Han Solo” at this years comic-con, but when I walked by this girl it was like a diamond in the rough. I wish that more broads decided to dress up in fat geek magnet costumes.

2. GI Joe, The Baroness

This picture doesn’t really do this girl justice. (And not just because she standing next to fat Cobra Commander.) That suit was so tight. There’s something about the Baroness that just exudes sexy, I would venture to say it could even make an ugly girl visible. It might have something to do with the black rimmed glasses. (Someone should run some tests.)

1. Final Fantasy 10 2, Rikku

I would fight anyone that said this girl wasn’t cute. If it weren’t for the fact that I’m a lover and not a fighter. Which is what they tell me is the best thing to say to get into a girl wearing a costumes pants. (or skirts, tights, shorts, panties, unitards, etc.)

Runner up: ???

I think she might be dressed up as someone from Stargate or something. That’s my best guess. She’s in the runner up spot, because I think she was very attractive, but I’m suspicious of the fact she might be a professional.

Bonus: Two pictures of Olivia Munn in a short princess Leia gown! Nuff Said!

(click to enlarge these two)

Come back tomorrow for my long awaited “Worst Costumes of the Con” list.  And be sure to check out yesterdays “Best Of” list.