So, that Charlie Sheen guy has been in the news recently. And it’s been a fascinating trip inside a celebrity’s mind, and now it seems that the happy insanity has crossed over into comicdom! The following piece of art has been seen in various other places around the internet, notably the MTV Geek blog, but this aketch by Archie artist Fernando Ruiz has to truly be seen to be believed.
I can’t decide if Betty and Veronica are truly happy to be invited to Charlie’s sexy party, or if they have-deer-in the headlights expressions on their faces because they’re scared out of their wits. To be honest, this picture is just a fun sketch by Ruiz, and it by no means is indicative of Sheen appearing in Archie Comics. If it did happen though, the story possibilities would be endless.
- The above pictured “anointing” of B&V as “goddesses”
- The Archie gang has a series of face-melting thanks to the new drug ‘Charlie Sheen’
- A Martian three-way (heh) concert is held with The Archies, Josie & the Pussycats, and Sheen aka “The rock star from Mars”
- Charlie leading the Riverdale Historical Society in it’s Civil War re-enactment, since he is “battle-tested bayonets”
- A new mini-series ‘Charlie’s Vatican Assassins”
- Sheen donates the “rocket fuel in the tip of his saber” to Dilton, creating a new renewable energy source until it goes horribly wrong.
- Charlie wins the annual Riverdale surfing contest, thanks to his mercury surfboard
- Jughead reports sightings of “droopy-eyed armless children” after one of Charlie’s legendary parties
- As mentioned by Chris Sims, an all out warlock battle with Salem, Sabrina’s cat.
Man, now I kind of want to read those…