MARVEL LEGENDS: TITANIUM SERIES DIE CAST MAGNETO
TITANIUM SERIES is a subdivision of Micro Machines
Scale: 3 ¾
Why is Magneto’s feet covered by Bobby Drake’s splooge?! (Male secretion when sexually aroused)
The most noticeable attribute to this miraculous molded metal is what is covering his feet. What is supposed to represent Magneto’s magnetic field (that helps propel him place to place) is replaced by a translucent ice-like substance? Ice-man splooge!!!
A more careful look will reveal that Magneto probably jacked him off or is at least playing in it. His hands are covered in splooge rings…a problem most villains deal with in the Marvel universe.
His outfit is “Burning Man” approved. A huge periwinkle cape (not purple) over a skin tight cherry-red outfit. Perhaps its body paint on the old pedophile? I apologize; it’s so hard to tell paint from spandex these days. I am happy that the fine people at Hasbro gave him white eyebrows promoting his geriatric age on the body of a WWE wrestler. Mixing both youth and the elderly makes every parent approve of the underlying message being broadcasted, especially when the figure’s hips are cocked forward with a slight bulge in his trunks!
Its “hard” not to recommend this based on these 3 awesome attributes:
- Posable
- Removable Helmet
- Display case included
Talk about a “bang” for your buck! “Grab your sack” full of coins and “blow your wad on him“. You’ll never get tired of his “helmet” being removed by “head” and placed “hard back on top“!
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