MARVEL DYNAM-X
THE UNCANNY X-MEN: WEAPON X
4TH EDITION WOLVERINE 1992
MADE IN CHINA
MANUFACTURED BY TOY BIZ, INC.
“Action figure has helmet! With Plug-in Cables”
When I was 7 years old I wanted an almost naked superhero toy with claws…who wouldn’t at that age?!
To start off, the packaging kicks ass, a very Barry Windsor-Smith-ish feel to the artwork. The packaging itself could double as a comic book cover. I believe most of these early 90’s toys did or at least try to.
Another plus for Wolverine, is his hot fuckin’ body!!! Well done on the muscles, his chest and calves are enough to make any grown man get harder than adamantium, “no homo”…
The battery-pack on his head (no that’s not a helmet Toy Biz) is crafted the same as it was in the comics minus all colors and details. His skin is hairless, so don’t plan on leaving him outside (he’ll get cold fighting wolves). His claws are rounded off at the end to prevent any harm to you or your collectibles. Thank God!!!
The weirdest/erotic feature is the “Ol-Canuckle-Head’s” hole posed hand? He doesn’t come packaged to hold anything whatsoever, yet he is ready to do so. He also could give a serious hand-job – healing factor-enhanced of course. His feet also bear the marks as well. Ready to be mounted, your joke goes here____________.
The “High-Tech Training Helmet”, red panties, and jack-off ready hand makes this a must have! Seriously, this is fuckin’ horrible! Find it on eBay or Amazon and buy all three versions: Red, Green, and the rare (very rare) YEeEeelLlLLOooOwwW!!! Orgasm achieved…
