If you’re a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, have I got a site for you!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Collectionary is… exactly what it sounds like, a collection of any and all Turtles merch you could hope to get your hands on. I’ve been scrolling through what they’ve got available for about half an hour now and there seems to be no end in site.
There’s something here for everyone regardless of budget or which incarnation of the TMNT you prefer. Comic books, apparel, costume replicas, signed memorabilia… I could look at it all day, and probably will.
My only complaint is that I’m now aware of some TMNT relics that are well outside my price range. I don’t like knowing about cool stuff I’ll never be able to own. At least it makes for great daydreaming fodder.
This little item caused quite the stir over at The Collectionary. Many a TMNT fan unsheathed their proverbial katanas in an attempt to strike down the maker. “It’s TGRI!” they said… “Get the letters right!” they said… If you’ve been following TMNT for a while you know that in the early comic books the company was in fact TCRI but was later changed in the movies. Oh fanboys… you’ll yell over anything won’t you?
Most of the merch available is straight TMNT but these Avengers crossover pieces insisted upon commentary. From left to right we’ve got Donny as Hawkeye, April as Black Widow, Leo as Captain America, Metal Head as Iron Man, Mikey as Thor, and Raph as The Hulk…. wanna know Raph’s secret? He’s always angry.
I hesitated to post this one, I fear that one of you will buy it before I get the chance to. Then I thought, what would Leo do? Before I knew it I was uploading the picture, in the end, making you all happy is what’s most important. I live to serve. I’ve searched high and low for a movie quality TMNT costume, in truth, this isn’t it… it’s pretty rad nonetheless and I would proudly patrol a con rocking this bad boy.
This is no reproduction, it’s been waiting 25 years to hang on your wall, pizza still looks fresh. Come to think of it… I’m hungry.
This is a gen-u-ine movie prop foot ninja mask actually used in production. Smells like authenticity and feet. I want this in an irrational way, I’d wear it around the house doing my best approximation of ninjutsu moves when I’m alone, because no one should see me try to move like that.
I could crash the site with an article as long as the franchise itself talking about all of the stuff available at The Collectionary but I need to take a break to maintain my frail person. Personal hygiene and nourishment are calling and if I don’t answer I’ll never live to actually acquire some of this sweet, sweet TMNT memorabilia.