This week, I present you with a preview of Tetsuwan Birdy Decode. As you may guess from this preview image, Birdy Decode is not here to make you ponder deep questions about humanity. Nor will it fundamentally change your life. No, sometimes every anime fan wants mindless violence, crazy storylines, and boobs.

Funimation is here to help you with that. Tetsuwan Birdy Decode’s plot line revolves around Birdy, an interstellar agent sent to investigate aliens seen on Earth. She of course conducts this under the guise of a pop idol. Sound crazy? Wait, I’m not done yet. A late night mission causes her to catch an innocent schoolboy, Tsutomu in her deadly line of fire. That’s bad, so Birdy uses some of her advanced medical technology to save the boy, by implanting his mind into her own. Now, they must share her body while Tsutomu’s body heals.

I think we all know where this will go from here, and admit it. We all love it. Funimation intends to release the episodes in half season box-sets starting 2010. So if you enjoy B-Movie plots and hormonal teens locked in sexually awkward situations, keep your eyes peeled for this title.

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