Cringeworthy News

In “I should have reported this yesterday” news, Doug Hutchison, who played creepy jerk Horace on “Lost”, and creepy jerk Percy in “The Green Mile” took a child bride over the weekend. And when I say child, I mean, she’s 16. Doug is 51. Yicky.

Doug’s 16 year-old wife is Courtney Stodden, an aspiring country music singer and beauty pageant winner. In a statement made by the couple they say

“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial, but we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

What makes it extra creepy is that since she is underage, Courtney’s mother had to give permission for her daughter to wed. This poor girl is going to have soooo many issues later in life.

Presently, there is a controversy going around online about the actual age of this girl, because if you Google Image her she doesn’t look so much like a 16 year old as she does a 30 year old with good genetics and a little plastic surgery.

Anyway, um, congrats to the happy couple!