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Obama as Skywalker…

Jon Stewart came off vacation yesterday and hit things home with a great analogy for what happened with Barack Obama and his agenda during the lame duck session of Congress.

It’s a pretty apt analogy when you bring Star Wars into it. And not to get too political, it was great to see who they put in for the Wampa and I hope Obama does come back much like Luke did in Return of the Jedi… And maybe it would be good to see him cut off John Boehner’s hand…

It’s important to remember how much of a Star Wars nerd Jon Stewart is. You can read about his interview with George Lucas here. (-_62MVI”>And you can watch Stewart’s run-in with Big Shiny Robot! here…)

So, without further ado:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Barack Obama Is Luke Skywalker
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Convention Sketches #9

Welcome back to Convention Sketches!

We feature a convention sketch here every week.  We’ve got a whole pile of our own, but we want to see yours, too. Email us convention sketches you want to show off and let us know what website you’d like credited for it.  (bigshinyrobot(at)gmail.com)

This sketch comes from Patty Bailey, a friend of Big Shiny Robot! This is Bryan Lee O’Malley’s quick portrait of her in a copy of Scott Pilgrim.

HEAVY METAL PRESENTS: GATES

Gates is Heavy Metal Magazine’s new digital comic franchise.  If you are unfamiliar with the magazine’s  30 plus years of stories, fear not, it’s new reader friendly and a great place to start.

Heavy Metal Presents: Gates centers on a specially-conceived young man, named Gates, living a wretched existence in an isolated negative utopian society, deep within the caverns of an industrial mountain complex. When he breaks free from his colony he is thrust onto a lush alien world filled with strange creatures, and ruled by Soloman—a nightmarish, god-like overlord. With his organic plant based technology, Soloman captures the humans and is instantly obsessed with the extermination of mankind and all life on the world. With the help of a tribe of intelligent creatures, Gates must learn to use Soloman’s organic technology to defeat him and take back a planet which is rightfully his. Gates is an epic tale of discovery and adventure addressing ideas of identity, society, politics, and philosophy, as well as modern concerns, including environmentalism, evolution, and the unintended consequences of scientific and technological experimentation.

The first 5 pages are available today with a new page following weekly.  This is most definitely not for everybody but if you appreciate creepy sci-fi stories with great art give this a read before it’s gone.

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Big Movie Mouth-Off!

Welcome to another installment of The Big Movie Mouth-Off!

Starring Jeff Vice from MSN Entertainment and Jimmy Martin from SLUG Magazine (and both regular panelists on The Geek Show Podcast), the Big Movie Mouth-Off is produced and directed by Bryan Young (me) and Elias Pate from Big Shiny Robot! It appears on Comcast On Demand in Utah, on line, and everywhere finer gifts are sold. I might have made that last part up.

There is a Big Movie Mouth-Off podcast as well, and you can listen to the latest episode here .

We have two reviews for you today, one is Jeff’s least favorite movie of 2010 and the other is his most favorite.

Let’s start with the least favorite:  Little Fockers:

And his most favorite: True Grit

This Week IN Comics

Big Shiny Robot! has a weekly column in the Salt Lake City alt-weekly IN Magazine and every week we bring it to you on the site.

If you live in the greater Salt Lake area, you can pick up a copy of IN Magazine up from one of their ubiquitous newsstands, and we would highly suggest that you do.

You can read the online version of the story here.

This week we take a look at New Year’s resolutions for us geeks.

Click on the image to see how it appears in print.

Secret Origins Tuesday – Cloak and Dagger!

Today’s column is a bit of a Christmas present for my sister. One of the first comics she gravitated towards was Cloak & Dagger and she asked me to do a column on them, and seeing as I don’t have all the material on the column I had in mine, I’m more than happy to do this one. It may lack some of the humor that is usually a staple, but I don’t think it’s necessarily appropriate for such serious characters with an origin steeped so much in the real world (minus super powers, of course). It’ll still be nice an informative though, so envelop yourself in darkness and light and prepare for… The Secret Origin of Cloak and Dagger!

As our story opens, the teenage superheroine known as Dagger is bedridden in a New York hospital. She looks to be in a pretty bad way, and her partner, Cloak is hell-bent on seeing her. Between the two heroes stand Father Delgado and Brigid O’Reilly, a policewoman. Cloak, being composed of living darkness isn’t deterred for long, and we discover why he was so keen to see Dagger:

The look of pure anguish on Cloak's face is a testament to Rick Leonardi's art.

You see, Cloak & Dagger have what we call a “symbiotic relationship”. They need and sustain each other. The two bystanders realize this, but want to know how this came to be, and so they are teleported by Cloak to Holy Ghost church, where the story really starts. Dagger starts, revealing her real name is Tandy Bowen, she relates that she was the daughter of a rich mother and stepfather. Her mother was always too busy to have time for Tandy, even when she got the lead in Swan Lake! The trials and tribulations of the young girl continue when her fellow dancers belittle her for her talent being “bought”. Tandy takes offense at this, the only real happiness she thinks she has in her life and asserts herself.

"-- Because I made myself good!"

Tandy leaves the studio and is offered a ride home by Rob, a sleaze that only wants one thing (you know what I mean). Against her better judgement, she goes home with him, but blows him off when he makes one double entendre too many. Once home, Tandy’s stepfather makes a sincere effort to get her to open up, to offer her the love she so desperately seeks, but she only sees him as a stand-in for her real father. Present Tandy now realizes that if she had let him in, things would have been so much different, but hindsight and all that. Sadly, being an awkward teen, this doesn’t sink in, and she crawls to the only person who she thinks loves her, that scuzzy Rob guy. It’s heavily implied that they had sex, and then Rob left, leaving Tandy even more vulnerable. Feeling empty and alone, Tandy runs away to New York City looking for a better life, but as we return the present, Dagger says she found Cloak instead.

Taking the cue, Cloak picks up the story there. The life he used to lead is wildly divergent from Dagger’s. Where she felt there was no love, Cloak, or rather, Tyrone Johnson, has very supportive parents. Tandy comes from an affluent background, and Ty is impoverished. He like Tandy, has a passion though, his being basketball. In fact, the one thing that Ty would love to get rid of is his crippling stutter. Feeling down, Ty is comforted by his friend Billy. Billy assures him that if they stick together, the world will be their oyster, and he can even act as an interpreter for Tyrone!

Yup, this is going to end well.

As the youths walk home, they witness a robbery. The perp gets away, and the shopkeep dies in Billy arms. Being a young black man covered in blood at a crime scene is not the best bargaining position, so Billy beats feet. A cop arrives on the scene, and thinking Billy is the criminal, goes to shoot him. Ty, to his credit tries his hardest to explain the situation, but his stutter prevents it from happening, and we get one of the most tragic scenes of this whole sordid tale.

Tragedy, thy name is Marvel.

His world devastated, and in trouble with the law for a crime he didn’t commit, Tyrone also runs away to New York. The two teens meet in an odd way. Tyrone, already thinking himself labeled as a criminal, sees Tandy on the street, obviously well off and plans on mugging her. He would have done so… but somebody beats him to it. Instead, he stops the mugger and in turn, Tandy treats him to dinner, where they tell each other their respective stories. Things seems to be looking up for both of them, when they’re accosted by a group of people who offer them shelter, but are obviously not on the up and up. Tyrone agrees to go along with them, to keep Tandy away from danger, but she inserts herself anyway. They are “escorted” to the docks, where they are promptly blackjacked and taken to an undisclosed location. They find they are imprisoned with a bunch of other runaways, and are wary of their fate. They find out all too soon:

There is a word for Simon Marshall, but it can't be spoken in polite company.

So yes, Ty and Tandy are also given the drug, but there is something about them that causes their reaction to the drug to be a bit different. Actually, it’s later revealed that the drug activated some latent mutant powers, but that’s neither here nor there. As the other runaways lay dead or dying, Tandy and Tyrone manage to break away from their captors, but find themselves daunted by the frigid river separating them from the mainland. Having no other alternative, they try to make their way across, when things start to happen to them. Tandy starts glowing brightly, while Ty became enveloped in total blackness. With only the guiding light of Tandy, he and she help each other to shore…

And things will never be the same...

You might think the duo are home free after that ordeal, but fate is kind of a jerk. Tandy seems to be unable to move, but Ty’s strength seems to have increased. They stop for a breather, and only then does Tyrone see that he’s become some sort of living shadow! Unable to cope, he envelops himself in yards of discarded cloth, which will inspire his present moniker. Another side effect of the ordeal is that Ty has lost his stutter, but gained an insatiable hunger, always gnawing at him. Just then, the two are confronted again by their captors, and Ty is in for a fight. Suddenly, Tandy wakes from her catatonic state, and instinctively saves Ty by throwing what she calls “daggers of light” The battle over, the troubled teens are faced with what they’ve become…

And no, that 80's movie is not about us.

Their tale told, Cloak and Dagger throw themselves at the mercy of their companions. Brigid says they’ve suffered enough, and even though they are vigilantes, she won’t be pursuing them. And what of Father Delgado? What will he do?

With all the misery in this book, I can't blame him.

As bleak as this story is, it is masterfully told by both Bill Mantlo and Rick Leonardi. Other writers have tried to tackle these characters in subsequent years, but to my taste, no one injects as much pathos as these two. I hope you enjoyed this sordid tale, and I’ll be back next week with something much more lighthearted.

This story was taken from Cloak and Dagger (mini-series) #4 January 1984



Marvel Rides at Disneyland?

The Geek Show Podcast has a spy deep inside of Disneyland who is called Agent X for his own protection.  He’s brought scoops to the podcast before and has even inserted references and hidden treasures throughout the areas of the park he’s worked on honoring Geek Show…  (As a guest panelist, I’m told he even slipped in a reference to “Swank-mo-tron” in Disney’s Elec-TRON-ica.)

On one of the most recent episodes of the Geek Show Agent X sent a message packed in an envelope full of token’s to Flynn’s arcade.

According to this spy, there are talks and rumblings about a Disneyland attraction in the future that involves the Marvel characters.

I know this report sounds vague on substance, but there are hints of more details to come.  And details were sparse to protect the spies job and identity, but he’s a man on the inside and it’s being confirmed on the inside that there is a Marvel project for the park.

So…  There you go.  Marvel attractions at Disney theme parks.  What does this mean for Universal Studios Islands of Advenutre?  Only time will tell.

Listen to the Geek Show Podcast for more updates from Agent X.

And if there are any readers with any more information about this, we’d all love to hear it.

I’d also love to hear what kind of ride you’d be interested in seeing for a Marvel themed Disney ride.  Personally?  I’d love to see a Pirates of the Caribbean type-ride taking through amazing scenes of Marvel battles…  Pirates is a ride that holds up rather well and inserting Marvel characters with Disney’s animatronic technology sounds like it could be mindblowing.

On the other hand, this could turn into another Buzz Lightyear of Star Command ride.


The Big Movie Mouth-Off

Welcome to another installment of The Big Movie Mouth-Off!

Starring Jeff Vice from MSN Entertainment and Jimmy Martin from SLUG Magazine (and both regular panelists on The Geek Show Podcast), the Big Movie Mouth-Off is produced and directed by Bryan Young (me) and Elias Pate from Big Shiny Robot! It appears on Comcast On Demand in Utah, on line, and everywhere finer gifts are sold. I might have made that last part up.

Today, we have the second episode of The Big Movie Mouth-Off Podcast, starring all the usual suspects.

For this episode we discussed:

  • The Most Pirated Films of 2010
  • The Utah Film Critics Association Awards
  • Our most and least favorite films of 2010
  • 2010 In Memoriam

You can download the podcast here on iTunes. Please rate and review the show after subscribing.  And below we have two more film reviews for your viewing pleasure.

First up is the new James L. Brooks film “How Do You Know”

And then the Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie film “The Tourist”

Natalie Portman Engaged & Expecting

People is reporting that actress Natalie Portman is engaged to choreographer Benjamin Millepied, and the couple is expecting a child together.  It should be noted, however, that Millepied’s IMDB page lists him as an “actor” in the film and not choreographer.   According to The Hollywood Gossip, he was cast as a dancer in the film a few months into filming.

Portman, perhaps best known by readers of Big Shiny Robot! for her work in the Star Wars prequels and V for Vendetta, met Millepied while they worked on the newly released Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan.  Her role as a ballerina in the psychological thriller has earned her a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress in a Drama.  She won a Globe for Best Supporting Actress in 2005 for Closer.


When sought for comment, Swank-mo-tron responded with, “You just broke my heart.”  This reporter was unaware of his feelings for Portman and regretted not breaking the news more gently.  But I am sure we both wish the actress and her fiancé well.  Hopefully he won’t turn to the Dark Side and use a Force choke on her, resulting in labor on hidden Polis Massa.  No word on whether the child will be named either Luke or Leia.

The actress is due sometime in 2011, and either a wedding date has not been set, or the couple is not sharing it with the press.

Convention Sketches #8

Welcome back to Convention Sketches!

We feature a convention sketch here every week.  We’ve got a whole pile of our own, but we want to see yours, too. Email us convention sketches you want to show off and let us know what website you’d like credited for it.  (bigshinyrobot(at)gmail.com)

Andrew Hou from Udon is back with Guy from Final Fight and Street Fighter: