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Infinity War: Balancing the Stakes of the Modern Blockbuster

In a blockbuster landscape that is over-populated with world-ending scenarios and mass-scale destruction, the Russo Brothers made a distinct decision to make the stakes more personal in Avengers: Infinity War, even as their story veered jaggedly across space and time. And it was this single decision that made all of the difference in the world.

Somewhere around 2010, Hollywood became obsessed with destroying the planet. This came about, naturally, because studios were too pre-occupied with whether or not they could do it, they didn’t stop to consider if they should. It is why the stakes of a Superman film went from the life of Lois Lane in 1978 to the lives of the entire planet in 2013. There was a clear course of this natural evolution, as filmmakers sought to give audiences a new high every single weekend. The mindset very quickly became ‘bigger is better’. And while the initial roots of all of this began to take hold decades earlier, the easiest film to point to as a crystallization of this thought process is Marvel’s The Avengers.

As the studio brought together its four separate superheroes into one unified universe, the stakes, understandably, had to be raised. Narratively speaking, it had to make sense that one of the heroes alone couldn’t take out the villain this time, that they would need assistance. And from a production/marketing standpoint, this film needed to be the biggest hit out of them all. So, Whedon and company put the fate of the entire world on the line, as the Avengers assembled to fight the alien invaders.

The film culminates in a thirty-minute long third-act sequence which revolves around the Avengers trying to defeat the Chitauri and save the city. During this sequence, it is impressed on the audience again and again that if the battle is lost here, the world will certainly fall after. Inevitably, they succeed, and all is right with the world. Fast-forward to 2015, and this mentality has only festered and gotten stronger among the Marvel creative elite.

Avengers: Age of Ultron does more than put the fate of the world on the line for the last act, it puts the fate of the world on the line in the first thirty minutes. Ultron gains consciousness, escapes, and presents an immediate danger hell-bent on destroying all of humanity. In the film’s third-act sequence, Ultron attempts to raise the city of Sokovia to astronomical heights, in an attempt to use it as a meteorite and destroy the entire planet. So not only are the sky-high stakes dragged out for a much longer period of time, they are more overtly encompassing the fate of the entire planet.

The problem here is that following the success of The Avengers in 2012, every film wanted to have the fate of the world on the line in their climax. From the get-go, the world-ending climax is too big for audiences to relate to. The closest thing to an emotional connection a film can hope to conjure up in this scenario is the audience’s mutual agreement that the world ending would, obviously, be bad. But it’s such a massive event that there is no personal connection there, nothing that taps into the audiences’ own experiences. On top of that, every other blockbuster film having world-ending stakes makes it all just seem like white noise. Audiences grow numb to it and it loses the only base-level effect it ever had.

So then, why does Infinity War work so well? Thanos’ entire goal in life is to destroy half of all life in the universe, with just the snap of his fingers. If anything, on paper, this is just raising the world-ending stakes to an even more ridiculous high, with the fate of the entire universe on the line. But in execution, the Russos, alongside screenwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, take a wonderful cue from their immediately prior Marvel film.

In 2016, Marvel released Captain America: Civil War, which was a bold subversion of the standard formula. A plot that seemingly revolved around Zemo attempting to awaken six other Winter Soldiers so that he could destroy the world instead gave way to a much more intimate and emotionally-driven conclusion. Zemo has no use for the other Winter Soldiers, instead luring the heroes to the base to show Tony Stark the footage of Bucky Barnes murdering his mother and father. In doing so, Zemo turns Tony Stark on both Bucky and Captain America and effectively splits the Avengers in half. There are no world-ending stakes here, it is all rooted in character and emotion. The stakes are Bucky’s life and the friendship between Iron Man and Captain America, and yet Civil War had what was easily the most compelling third-act of any Marvel film up to that point.

So how would that same creative team tackle a story that, by its very nature, required them to have world-ending stakes and still make it relevant? Turns out that the answer is pretty simple; root it all in character and emotion.

Throughout the entirety of Infinity War’s runtime, the universe is at stake. From the opening frame, Thanos is on the hunt for all six infinity stones and if he gets them, it’s game over. There are numerous sequences of alien invaders decimating sections of locations like New York City, Scotland, and Wakanda. But the film is not interested in convincing audiences that they should care about these cities being destroyed, it instead puts all of its chips on the characters themselves.

In the big third-act battle, the entire nation of Wakanda is in danger, but the stakes are put solely on the life of one character. Vision’s safety is the entire reason the Avengers go to Wakanda and it is also the only reason why Wakanda as a nation even becomes involved in the battle. As Cap says, they refuse to “trade lives” and are all willing to give their all to save Vision’s life. Throughout the fight sequence, the film makes sure to keep us anchored in how close Shuri is to removing the Mind Stone from Vision’s head, with each new layer of added tension in the fight sequence directly relating to how it gets Thanos’ army closer to Vision.

This also gives the villains far more interesting and cinematic motives. In the first two Avengers films, the Chitauri and Ultron’s bots, respectively, both had the sole motivation of destruction. Thus, Earth’s mightiest heroes only goal was to stop them. But here, the villains constantly have a singular individual or object they are after. Sure they’re MacGuffins, but they drive the plot into more complex and interesting territories. Seeing villains whose goal is to acquire Vision rather than destroy Wakanda gives our heroes a more interesting motivation as well that requires more genuine thought than any previous foe.

This isn’t just true in the finale, though. Throughout the film, the stakes are exceedingly personal. Peter Quill’s quest to stop Thanos is solely driven by his love of Gamora. Tony’s entire arc revolves around making the world a safer place for his family (see: his sense of loss and failure at losing his surrogate son, Peter Parker, at the end of the film). Steve Rogers’ arc is centered on him longing to reconnect with those he has been cut off from and refusing to lose any members of his surrogate family. Thor and Rocket build a relationship through mutual loss, with Thor being driven by his distinct sense of guilt over being directly responsible for half of Asgard’s people being eradicated. Even Thanos is painted as an emotionally tragic character, one who is forced to sacrifice everything in order to do what he feels is right.

This is why the film’s climax works so well. Seeing Scarlett Witch and Vision share one final moment as she destroys the Mind Stone, and him in the process, is heartbreaking because it is so thoroughly rooted in their emotional connection. And it’s why it’s all the more tragic when Thanos uses the Time Stone to simply undo that sacrifice, and rip the Mind Stone out himself. All of their love, all of their sacrifice, it was all for nothing and we have to watch as our heroes fail, miserably.

Thanos snaps his fingers and has won the battle. But how the Russos show this to us is what’s of note. They take audiences through a painstakingly crafted gut-punch, in which we are forced to watch some of our most beloved heroes fade into nothing but ash. It’s the most world-ending situation to ever come to fruition in these films, but we aren’t shown it via watching a cast of extras slowly vanish on the streets of New York. We are shown it in the most personal and affecting way possible.

While other franchises are still busy attempting to make audiences care about the ever-rising stakes of world-ending chaos, Marvel has wisely moved on. In Infinity War, the stakes aim for the intimate rather than for the grandiose and the film is far more effective because of it.

Big Shiny Podcast 172: Avengers: Endgame

This episode features TomLucasTysonRebecca, and Jon

We talkin’ predictions! Both past and future. 

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Who’s Coming to Save the Marvel U?

I describe the reason why I enjoy comics so much is because comics are just like tv. They are episodic, run in arcs and seasons, and leave you with cliffhangers you know they may or may not (looking at you, Lost) wrap up in the next season.

Avengers: Infinity War is the ultimate season finale to a show that has been running for 10 years. Since I think we are entering a new era of franchise films, an era where creators don’t care about catering to fan service, how are we to predict what could possibly happen next? Filmed concurrently with Avengers 4–which we won’t know the title until July, and for good reason–this two part “episode” is the darkest that the MCU has ventured. This ending is bleak. Impossible to come back from.

Nick Fury has a save, though. A fail-safe for a “code red” event.

What justifies a code red? Apparently, a metaphysical event he can’t immediately write off as “aliens.”

In the post-credits scene, as we watch Nick Fury disintegrate, we watch him use a piece of outdated tech with a Marvel upgrade. A beeper with an assortment of lights and a color screen. He sends a distress signal, and the confirmation screen? A Hala star, quickly decorated with red and blue.

Captain Marvel is our savior for a code red. But that leaves us with more questions than answers:

Who is she?

Where is she?

Why did he?

How will she?

Let’s load up our question gun and go huntin’ for some answers!

Who is she?

Captain Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, has gone through several iterations in the comics. Starting as Ms. Marvel, evolving into Binary and Warbird, and finally settling into the role of Captain Marvel. For the MCU, we will not need to worry about any of her previous aliases.

An Air Force pilot, Danvers falls in association with Walter Lawson. Lawson is a Kree spy sent to Earth, who’s real name is Mar-Vell (he also goes by Captain Marvel, we’ll get to it in a minute). After she is kidnapped by Mar-Vell’s enemy Yon-Rogg, she and Mar-Vell are caught in an explosion of the Psyche-Magnetron. This explosion melds her DNA with Mar-Vell’s Kree DNA and gives her powers as well as all of Mar-Vell’s Kree knowledge and training.

She goes on to spend time on Earth with the Avengers and other groups as Ms. Marvel, but in recent iterations, she reluctantly takes the mantle from her former partner, Captain Marvel.

Where is she?

In the MCU, she is likely on the Kree planet Hala.

When set photos surfaced of Brie Larson in the Captain Marvel suit, fans were surprised to see the suit wasn’t red, blue, and gold. Her suit was…green. The solution that seemed to satisfy most people was this was just a placeholder, and the traditional colors would be added by CGI in post-production.

But if she has been holed up on Hala, the green suit makes sense. Kree military uniforms are green, and it’s possible she is involved with the Kree military as her film synopsis alludes to Earth being caught in the middle of the Kree-Skrull war.

Why did he?

Captain Marvel’s movie is set to take place in the 90’s. The last time Nick Fury probably saw her was in the 90’s, which would explain the pager device he uses to call her. But why is this pager saved until just now, and not used in other cataclysmic events like the attack in the first Avengers movie?

Because he knows how powerful she is. He knew the original Avengers team could handle a situation like the attack on New York.

Kevin Feige has said in interviews that Captain Marvel will be the most powerful hero we’ve encountered, so it is possible Fury was holding this card close to his chest in case of absolute necessity. 

How will she?

This is the big question surrounding the plot of Avengers 4. My theory is since the gauntlet did its job (handle the power of all six Infinity Stones) and is now unusable, Earth needs something or rather someone to be able to hold all six. Enter Captain Marvel. 

What better character to be able to use all six stones at once? She will be the MCU’s most powerful character, it is likely she will be the key to either freeing everyone from Soulworld or reversing the damage done by Thanos. This also allows for the opportunity to explore what happens when Captain Marvel goes Binary and turns her powers up to 11. 

From here, I’ve heard theories aplenty about how she makes it to Earth to help undo the damage: Dr. Strange portals her through or Ant-Man and the Wasp utilize the quantum realm to reach her. Either way, I am looking forward to Avengers 4: Danvers To The Rescue coming out May 2019. 

Looking to get a head start on Captain Marvel’s backstory? I, an obsessive, will tell you to start here. But, if you’re looking for something that will tie in more closely with her MCU space journey, I recommend checking out her story from here

Big Shiny Podcast 171: Avengers: Infinity War

THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL SPOILER WARNING

This episode features TomLucas, TysonRebecca, and Jon

No explanation needed, really. We saw the thing, we talk about the thing. 

 

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Big Shiny Podcast 170: Avengers: Infinity War: Primer

This episode features LucasNickTom, and Jon

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IT’S INFINITY WAR WEEK! Jon has all your needed knowledge about Infinity War: Comic Book flavor. 

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New ‘Doctor Strange’ Trailer is Mystical

So many trailers, so little time to watch them again and again. It’s a good thing “Doctor Strange” opens in theaters November 4th of this year, because to wait any longer to see the film would take the patience of a Sorcerer Supreme. As excited as I am though, I can’t be the only one to think Benedict Cumberbatch’s American accent sounds a little bit like Hugh Laurie’s House right?

‘Avengers vs X-Men XXX’ Review

The week of Christmas, I got a present in the mail. “Avengers vs X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody” sitting alongside piles of junk mail and bills. Axel Braun, the director, is the biggest fanboy in porn. He’s known for making sure the costumes are just right, casting actors who look like the real thing, and creating sets that look like they jumped from the comic page to the screen. Making a parody in any medium is easy, but Braun’s productions set the bar pretty high.

Mail Presents!

The movie is loaded with surprises even before you load the DVD. It has two DVDs! One with the feature presentation, and one with bonus content which includes behind the scenes videos, a non-sex version (which is twenty minutes long whereas the actual film is two hours long), and a photo gallery.

 Two of them!

I feel like I should state that the night before I watched this, I hooked up my surround sound speakers because I was watching “Star Wars” but really that’s beside the point.

The movie begins…on a total bummer note. The opening scene features Doctor Strange dedicating a statue to the fallen team members. Iron Man, Jean Grey, Thor, and a few others were lost in the battle against Onslaught (is there a prequel to this that I missed?) and thus begins the mourning period for the Avengers and X-Men teams. Polaris (who I kept calling Green Scarlet Witch) wonders what will happen to the mutants now that Xavier is gone, and Mockingbird (who I will forever call Sunglasses) has some major survivor’s guilt and stresses she “should have been there.” Captain America tells her that Clint would have wanted her to survive. Seriously, this is a real downer so far.

Back at Xavier’s school, Colossus, Kitty, and Havok (NOT Gambit like I’ve been telling everyone) are dropping all kinds of X-Men references. Thunder claps and Havok says, “Storm has a way of expressing herself,” and Kitty exclaims she “can’t believe Wolverine didn’t make it to the service.” Colossus nearly trips over all the names dropped. He says there is no room left in the world for heroes and he’s going to go home to Russia. There are no more X-Men. Seriously, this is the saddest porn parody ever. Havok goes up to his room to be sad some more and Kitty follows, giving him a hug and they briefly talk. “I miss them too…bang it out?” Not an exact quote but you get the idea.

Twenty minutes later on the Avenger’s helicarrier, Nick Fury is trying to convince the remaining team to get back out there and do some avenging. He’s got motivating words too, “You think Dr. Doom and Galactus give a f@#% about how much time we need?” Mockingbird is still really struggling, here. Captain America is also having none of it and salutes Fury before leaving, “Go to hell, sir.” Mockingbird finds Cap sitting by a fireplace, looking out the window, being dour and looking almost exactly like Chris Evans. “I’ve been numb since Clint died,” she professes. “I just need to feel something…bang it out?” she kind of says.

Polaris/Green Scarlet Witch continues the trend of being a total downer by looking at a photo of the X-Men when Magneto swoops in and drops some knowledge that they both control magnetic fields so fighting each other would be a moot point. He explains his plan to her, saying Charles believed humans and mutants could live side by side, so he’ll continue striving towards that vision–by running the school. Polaris ain’t no dummy and knows that will be a problem, so she goes to talk to the remaining X-Men, including Psylocke who suggests they go for a drink…

…TO LUKE CAGE’S SUPERHERO BAR! Luke Cage is there! Wasp is there! Banshee is there! Strippers are there! Everyone makes fun of Luke’s old costume. This is probably the most fun we’ll see in this movie. While Wasp bemoans her existence to Banshee (“I was just a scientist’s wife…bang it out?”) and everyone else just shoots the breeze, the Purple Man (!!!) strolls in looking for Daredevil. He tries to use his mind control powers on the heroes to coerce them into finding Daredevil but they’re having none of that and defeat him in some off screen fight that I’m sure would have been awesome. Post fight, Psylocke, Luke Cage, and Green Polaris are sitting in the destroyed bar and Polaris states the Purple Man is the “Worst. Villian. Ever.” The nerd in me begins to rage but then remembers this is not canon. Psylocke does the ol’ “Well now that fight is done…bang it out?”

Never Forget

Cut to the helicarrier where Doctor Strange is explaining to Captain America and Nick Fury that he believes the fallen heroes have been transported to a different plane of existence and sweet, dumb Captain America is so confused by the theory that I want this sweet golden retriever of a super soldier to come live at my house. The scene shifts to Spider-Man breaking into…a house? And Black Cat is there? And Spider-Man tells her to be safe and sit this fight out? And they do not bang it out? It’s a bit of a weird scene, but necessary when…

…Nick Fury learns that Magneto plans to take over Xavier’s school and tells the remaining Avenger’s the gotta assemble because this is not ok. At the school, Storm is telling Magneto that this is not ok and Black Cat, for whatever reason, is lounging on the couch ready to tell Magneto that the Avengers are coming and they are going to mess. him. up. so he better step down. In classic porn dialogue, she purrs, “Is there anything I can do to convince you? Maybe…bang it out?” It all wraps up quite neatly. Magneto agrees not to run the school (oh, well, that was easy I guess. Can we wage all wars like this?) but we hear the helicarrier landing and the Avengers descending. The remaining X-Men line up, ready to fight–as the movie ends.

Do the Avengers and X-Men duke it out? Does everyone get over their mushy feelings? Does Doctor Strange ever find the lost heroes? Stay tuned. I think.

 

Avengers Smash

A guest post from, Nothatsoktron on…

How the Original Super Smash Bros. Are Basically The Avengers Waiting to Happen

Ah, nostalgia.  One inhale across the surface of my Nintendo 64 and I’m transported back to those glorious times in junior high, hours spent honing my skill on the plains of Hyrule.  Stale cherry Pop-tarts, that’s the scent.

Like any prepubescent halfling of the early 2000s, I spent just as many hours sharpening my fighting skill against computerized players in Super Smash Bros.  I was damn good at it, too.  These days are more or less the same except that my boss-battling has been replaced with boss-avoiding and catching up on geekery on my breaks… a lot of which is centered around the magnificent world called the Marvel Universe.  I thank several deities every day that I am alive in an era where Stan Lee and ass-kicking CGI exist at the same time.  Upon my eighth or eleventh viewing of The Avengers, however, I noticed some distinct familiarities in the characters, almost… almost as if Nintendo was warning us years in advance of what would consume our world in days to come.  Not that anyone is really complaining.  Details of my vigorous research follow below.

For sake of not being lame, I’m going to exclude any Super Smash Bro that gives me the impression that they are made purely out of fruit-snack material.  Kirby?  Jigglypuff?  Yoshi?  Give me a break.  The worst fighting they’ve ever done is in my stomach between the Capri Sun and Lunchable crackers at recess.  Ness?  You can be paired with Scarlet Witch, maybe.  I’m still confused about what her powers even are so I’ll get back to you.  They look kind of magic-y and dumb, though, so you might be a match.

SAMUS AND IRON MAN

Don’t tell me you didn’t notice this already.  Do you want to know how many Iron Man and Metroid crossover shirts I own?  Do you?  It’s five.  Anyway, we know that Tony Stark had to take some Chozo engineering course while studying at MIT, just look at that sleek design!  Hell, even the color scheme is enough of a nod towards Nintendo’s golden age to make the connection. And we all know hidden behind that visor there is a genius in Samus as well, seeing as she deciphers and defeats entire subterranean alien bases alone without so much as a single fuck given.  If Samus could stand to be in a room with Tony for more than a few pickup lines, I bet their conversations would just be fantastic.  “One bomb is all it took to stop your alien invasion? How cute!”

CAPTAIN FALCON AND CAPTAIN AMERICA

They’re both captains, and they both took forever to unlock.  Unfreeze, whatever.  And just look at Captain Falcon, you know?  He’s clearly a good-ol’-boy who can fight but still thinks he can just walk in and be the voice of authority what with his little catch-phrases and all.  Yeah, nice of you to show up, Cap,you adorable dweeb.  Gotta hand it to him, though, most of his moves are bereft of any weapons or magic to speak of, much like the fighting style of Mr. Rogers.  No, not that Mr. Rog- well, wait a minute.  A morally-bound sweater-wearing square with retired Navy SEAL rumors floating around his sweetly smiling head?  Will we ever know?

LINK AND HAWKEYE

We’re going to go ahead and assume Link’s archery skills match those of Hawkeye, mostly based on my own scores on the Gerudo shooting range where I not only earned a sweet-ass quiver but also (probably) a date with that babe at the counter.  Generally silent and a brief stint with some circus-related activities, it’s just obvious that someone with a multitude of ways to kill an enemy would end up as a sharp-eyed assassin.  

STARFOX AND BLACK WIDOW

This one should be apparent from the home screen of the game in which choosing Fox prompts him to roll his eyes and dismiss you with a “hmph” before your silly little, um, battlebegins.  Like the flawlessly skilled Romanov, you’ll have access to an arsenal of smooth ju-jitsu moves and sneak attacks, pulling out concealed handguns and randomly accessing fighter jets (of which you are expertly trained to kick ass with) in order to really, really make your opponents hate you.  Lest we forget in our game of comparisons that Natasha is, of course, a stone-cold fox.

DONKEY KONG AND THE HULK

Duh. The gigantic, ill-tempered and easily-duped monkey is a nod towards the gigantic, ill-tempered and easily-duped (apologies, Dr. Banner), uh… green guy.  Actually, it’s too bad that the Smash Bros world didn’t keep things canon with Thor’s enchanted Mjölnir, because anyone will tell you that the game was just fucking lost when Donkey Kong got ahold of that damn sledgehammer.  You’re realproud of that mere 4% damage five minutes into the game, aren’t you?  BAM.  Kong Smash.  Sure, try lingering on the resurrection platform… he’ll be waiting when you come down.

LUIGI AND LOKI

Okay, okay, Loki’s not an Avenger.  He should be though.  He needs to sort out his shit and join SHIELD like any self-respecting superhuman should, if not purely for the 401K benefits.  But really, just look at the two of these guys… the lean, overshadowed brothers of less-cool counterparts, frequently burdened with bailing out said siblings, better skillset overall, green, they have names that start with ‘L’ and end with ‘I’… I’m telling you, it’s just a matter of bonus rounds before Luigi damns it all to hell and starts rigging every go-kart with mind-controlling bob-ombs.  Probably in better fashion than overalls, too.

MARIO AND NICK FURY

Yeah, so Fury isn’t actually an Avenger either, I get it.  I also want to make it inherently clear, I think Mario is a total asshole and a puny fighter.  You know that adorable girl in high school that had a boyfriend and then the biggest sqweeb in the grade asked her to prom, like, five months in advance?  And her parents made her humor the kid and go with him?  That’s Mario.  However, I’ll pretend Mario is cooler than all that for the sake of Fury.  Mario is still kind of the host of this mess (would these heroes even know of each other’s existence if this world-hopper didn’t collect them to fight?  The BrosInitiative?) and he likes to hang back and let the taller, prettier heroes do most of the work.  You can bet he’ll show up in all his glory at the end of the battle, though (probably after nursing some debilitating injury like getting shot three times or stepping on a turtle), waiting to take way more credit than deserved for helping.  Whatever, though.  Just bring your giant floating battleships, guys, and we’ll call it even.

PIKACHU… AND THOR

Hahaha.  Haaahahahahahahaha.  Hahahahahaha.

C. Matthews A.K.A. Nothatsoktron is a grown up musician for hire and has a Super Metroid clear time of under 3 hours.  

Black Widow Erased from Avengers 2 Scene in Her Own Toy

There has been a lot of ink spilled, both digital and actual, in the past few weeks about the lack of Black Widow on Avengers 2 merchandise, in the toy aisle, and general questions about gender equity in Marvel’s House of Ideas. Joss Whedon even quit Twitter after a barrage of angry tweets that he had somehow maligned or marginalized Agent Romanoff in her big screen role in the year’s biggest movie.

But, if you’re like me, you took one look a those critiques that she was “damseled” and said, “She drives a motorcycle out of a moving airplane. Your argument is invalid.” It’s been hard trying to thread this needle of defending Marvel for doing great things like renewing Agent Carter and what’s happening in Thor #8 this week and the general way Joss Whedon writes his female characters, while also seeing some problems with the execution of parts of Age of Ultron and major missteps in the marketing and merchandising of the film. It simply feels like the right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing. 

And then, this happened:

Are you serious? Are you seriously serious?

You take one of, if not the single, coolest moments in the movie and you erase the female character and replace her with Captain America? Let’s remember what that looked like again:

Not cool, Marvel. Not cool, Hasbro.

First of all, I REALLY want a toy of that. 

But I’m not going to purchase it if it’s Captain America. Simple. Why? Because it wasn’t Captain America. I saw the movie. Next you want to get me Thor in the Hulkbuster suit?

You want to give me Captain America on a motorcycle? Great. That toy exists. Like a billion different versions of them. I own a couple of them.

You want to make a cool Age of Ultron Captain America motorcycle toy? Do one where he flips the bike and then throws it. THAT’S what I saw in the movie. He does not ride out of planes on them.

Don’t get me wrong: I love Captain America. So much I’ve written extensively not just once, but twice on WHY I love him so much. I’ll buy me the hell out of some Cap toys. In fact, I have a Black Widow toy from last year’s Legends Winter Soldier line. But at $20 a pop, these weren’t for our average kid who just wants a to play with. 

There is also tons of pent up demand for Black Widow toys. Somewhere someone got it through their heads that a) girls don’t play with action figures (they do. As a father of a 10 year old girl and 7 year old boy, they like playing with dad’s Star Wars and Avengers toys exactly the same amount) and b) adult collectors don’t buy female characters.

It’s the sad truth that in America today, nowhere will you find more strict gender norming and segregation than the to section of your nearest big box retailer. Boy toys go here, full of action and adventure, and the girl aisles are filled with pinks and purples and taffeta dresses and dolls and domesticity.

Even Lego is segregating their toys for boys and girls now. Even DC is marketing a specific line to girls. One one hand I’m glad that Legos and DC superheroes are getting to girls. But they shouldn’t have to be marketed in pink hearts and flowers, and they shouldn’t be ghetto-ized (in the original sense of the word– to segregate and put in less desirable location) and marginalized. 

But here’s the problem– is everyone keeps blaming the next guy. And so Marvel points the finger at Hasbro and the toy manufacturers, Hasbro points the finger at the retailers who they say won’t stock toys that don’t fit their segregated toy aisle schemas, and the retailers say they are simply responding to what sells to us, the consumer. 

So the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our toys, but in us. We’re the reasons we can’t have nice things. 

But it’s also hard to break this cycle if we’re never given the opportunity to go out and buy these figures. 

Hasbro seems to have taken the wrong message in the fact that their Slave Leia Black Series figures didn’t sell as well by pulling a future Leia figure, never considering that for maybe some of us, we didn’t want to buy a Leia action figure not because it was Princess Leia, but because it felt icky and weird to buy an action figure that is literally a sex object. And let’s not forget the difficulties in finding Hera or Sabine action figures for Rebels. . .

So, there it is. The problem is endemic. And this is simply the most recent, and most egregious, case of it. 

‘Who Virgin’ Ep 9: “Robot Rampage”

This episode we’re joined by the amazing Melissa Martinez, who brings the power to disagree with us, as we review “School Reunion,” “Girl in the Fireplace,” “Rise of the Cybermen” and “Age of Steel.” And we talk a ton more about Avengers 2 and the place of “strong female characters” (TM Joss Whedon) in sci-fi, fantasy, comics, etc. .

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And now, the episode: 

Cinco de Mayo/May the Fourth brought to us by Obi Juan Kenobi.

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Introducing Melissa!

Maisie Williams coming to Doctor Who. “Strong Female Characters.” Does Moffat not know how to write women? Sherlock.

“School Reunion” Anthony Stewart Head! How we’d use godlike powers. Dick Cheney punishments. Sarah Jane and K9.

“Girl in the Fireplace” Consequences of time travel, the Doctor’s mortality vs. the passage of time for the people he leaves behind. The writers’ strike ruined tv.

“Rise of the Cybermen”/”Age of Steel” The perils of alternate dimensions. Ricky/Micky is the dog in the car. The Farnsworth Parabox. Rose has daddy issues. Who is our best version of us in another universe?

The second half of the show is just lots of talk about Avengers 2, the SNL “Black Widow” trailer. And feminism.

Seriously, after we ended the episode, we hung out for another hour discussing feminism and comic books and tv and movies and feminism. It’s mostly Mark and Melissa arguing, but it’s pretty great. If you want to watch that whole thing, it’s here: