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Friday ‘Flix Picks: Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame

Each Friday we will be bringing you weekend-viewing movie picks available for streaming on Netflix! From the popular to the obscure, we will browse Netflix’s Streaming library so you don’t have to, and bring you what we consider to be “Must Watch” selections!

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (English Subtitles)

Directed by Tsui Hark

Starring Andy Lau, Li Bingbing, and Tony Leung Ka Fai

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame is a virtual who’s-who of the Wuxia, or “wire-fu”, world. Tsui Hark (Once Upon a Time in China series) directs Andy Lau (House of Flying Daggers), Li Bingbing (The Forbidden Kingdom), and Tony Leung Ka Fai (Dragon Inn) in fight scenes choreographed by Sammo Hung (one of the Seven Little Fortunes). This is about the highest pedigree a Wuxia movie can have. For those not familiar with the various martial film genres, Wuxia is almost always a period piece with a heavy focus on special effects.

Detective Dee is a highly fantastical interpretation of Chinese folk hero Di Renjie, a famously wise imperial chancellor in the 7th century Tang dynasty. In The Mystery of the Phantom Flame, magistrates around the imperial palace are spontaneously combusting just before the coronation of Empress Dowager Wu, China’s only female emperor. Detective Dee is sprung from prison and charged with unraveling the mystery.

If you’re looking for strictly realistic martial arts action, then get off your high horse or look somewhere else. This movie is filled with flying fight scenes, magic, and occasional slapstick. Andy Lau plays a Chinese Sherlock Holmes; inhumanly observant and socially unaware. The CGI is not cutting edge, but I never felt that it detracted from the movie. What this movie lacks in the CGI department, it makes up for in creativity. This movie has amazing costume designs, a Buddha to rival the Colossus of Rhodes, and even talking deer!

Have you ever wanted to see a man fight a herd of deer without being overly serious? Then watch Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame.

This week’s Friday ‘Flix Pick was submitted by Nick Burke. Be sure to check him out over at Paper Wasp!

Big Shiny Girlcast #6: Toonami, Mr. Sinister, and Zombies eating faces.

This month, we discuss the finer points of why Mr. Sinister should be in the next X Men film, how The Avengers changed our lives forever, the return of Toonami, and the terror that is zombies eating faces. On “Ask the Girlcast,” we cover some of the places you can meet geeky girls and how to strike up a suitably awesome conversation.

Listen here or Download from our Big Shiny Robot iTunes feed. Don’t forget to check out our Facebook Page and follow our geeky musings on Twitter: @BSRGirlcast

On this month’s podcast:

Darcy – The Geekiest Girls You Know

Jessie – Miss Mecha – Big Shiny Robot

Kelly – Scarlett Robotica – Big Shiny Robot

Yahoo Exclusive: Amazing Spider-Man Clip

Below is a clip of Peter Parker taunting Flash Thompson on the basketball court. It shows a little bit of Peter being a smart ass, and a whole lot of the soundtrack. I like the playful strings lightening up the mood for what fanboys are assuming will be a dark and dreary Batman rip off. I imagine the same fanboys will be upset that Peter is fooling around on a basketball court instead of hanging out inside a gym locker.

This only gets me more pumped to see the wall crawler on the big screen next month.

REVIEW: Indie Game: The Movie

Hands down, the best film I saw at SXSW this year was a documentary about independent game designers and programmers and the heartache they go through to get their art online.

And yes, I use that term art knowing full-well exactly what it implies. And after you see Indie Game, I think you’ll agree that this is art.

The film follows the development of two games: Fez and Super Meat Boy. They were both independent games developed for the XBox Live arcade by very small groups of people, in the case of Fez by one person and Meat Boy by a team of two. Both games had received early hype for their demos and both had ended up taking on a life of their own as their programmers slave away with trying to get the games out to market. Along the way, they face infighting, lawsuits, fatigue, self-doubt, technical glitches (of course!), personal and family crises, and the grinding monotony that comes from computer programming.

There is serious high drama for these developers. Phil Fish, the designer for Fez, at one point says to the camera that if he doesn’t finish his game, he will kill himself. I don’t think that was an empty threat.

This film was a winner at Sundance this year, and with good reason. I daresay there is more human emotion and real drama in Indie Game than any other film I’ve seen this year. In fact, so far for the year? This is in my Top 5. In terms of geekitude and great documentaries, this is on the same level as King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters and Best Worst Movie.

Even better is the fact that this movie, like a lot of other films I’ve been seeing recently, (but I’m specifically thinking of Iron Sky) have been funded by Kickstarter. After you watch the movie you can see the hundreds of people in the credits who gave some of their money to make this film. You know what was cool? At SXSW people not only clapped at the end of the film and as the credits began to roll, but started clapping again when the Kickstarter names came up. This is just another plug– if you’ve got something you love and are dying to work on, and just need something to help you make it happen, go get a Kickstarter campaign.

Because that’s what this movie is really all about: follow your dreams. If you’ve got something brilliant inside you, let it out. It might take a while and it might suck along the way as you work on it, but get it out there.

IndieGame is available via streaming everywhere today. Check it out on Steam, iTunes, and DirectDownload. It is WELL worth your $10.  More details check out their website.

If you love watching documentary films such as “Indie Game: The Movie”, you can find several to rent on http://www.lovefilm.com/. LOVEFiLM has several lists to search through other people’s recommendations so you can find a film you would have otherwise never known about.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vobkKX6Wblk

TRAILER: Les Miserables

Some might not find this the geekiest of trailers, but I’m excited for it. The dramatic version of the film starring Liam Neeson and Geoffrey Rush was a delight and the musical looks just as good.

It has plenty of geeky credibility to it, though. It stars Wolverine himself, Hugh Jackman, as Jean Valjean, Russel Crowe as Javert, and Catwoman herself, Anne Hathaway, as Fantine.

It’s an amazing story, the musical is great, too.

This looks to be a winner, at least in my book.

REVIEW: Prometheus

Ok, let me start by saying I’ll keep this relatively spoiler-free, with a couple of things in inviso-text for the uber-curious. The highlights?

Prometheus is very much the ideological, thematic, and tonal brother to Ridley Scott’s first creative foray into this universe, Alien. In a series that has had as much crap as it has goodness, this is a good thing. This is a good movie, just not a great movie. And in the same way that Alien had some problems, so too does Prometheus.

As an added bonus, there are a lot of moments, or character beats, where Ridley Scott gives us fairly obvious homages or symmetries to his earlier film. This is a good thing, especially as ship’s captain Idris Elba goes through many of the same moral/ethical decisions as Tom Skerrit did in Alien. There are debates about whether or not to violate quarantine protocol to allow infected crew members onto the ship– decided. . . ummm, decisively by Charlize Theron. . . and a flamethrower. My only complaint in the symmetry is that there is simply no replacing Sigourney Weaver and Ripley. Instead our female lead is a bit weaker, Dr. Elizabeth Shaw played by Noomi Rapace, and arguably the instigator of the tragedy that is about to befall them, while Ripley was always the skeptic, the Cassandra that no one listens to when she says this is a bad idea.  And instead of allowing Charlize Theron to play this role of badass skeptic (which she does) and focusing more on her, we spend more time following Dr. Shaw.  Quick, pretty major spoiler here in invisotext:
And when the film is down to its final survivors of Rapace and Theron and Rapace escapes from a spaceship crash, I literally wanted to shout at the screen “WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!” You set yourself up for a sequel and you kill off your best female lead?!?! Idiots!!!!!”  My friend who I saw the film with, this was his first and biggest complaint. And probably mine, in retrospect.

This cast is amazing. Arguably as good as the casts of Alien and Aliens. Idris Elba reconfirms my commitment that he could read the phone book and I’d watch it– except they give him a lot to do here. Charlize Theron should’ve been given more to do, as she was equally excellent. There were a couple of great scenes between the two of them where they play off of each other so well. Awesome. But the person who steals the movie is Michael Fassbender. His portrayal of David is so perfect- he is part evil robot, part disaffected robot, part awesome sauce. So, too, is Guy Pearce excellent in this movie as Peter Weyland of Weyland Industries, the precursor of The Company in later films. You almost forget he’s in it until he shows up in the third act. To give you some idea of who these guys are, watch these short videos, part of the viral marketing of the film:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUxdAWrsag8

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaJD8cGfZCQ

“Large things have small beginnings.”  Indeed.

So what’s wrong with this movie? This all sounds super-great?

First, let me bag on the studio a little bit. I HATE when studios show us a movie a week early and then tell us we can’t review it until the day it opens. For me, this was adding insult to injury since I got up at 4am and drove to Dallas from Austin to make a 9am press screening. Grrrrrr. Maddening, especially when I’ve wanted to say mostly positive things about your movie!!! And especially when most other people don’t give a crap about embargoes and will spoil and ruin your movie and trash it all over the internet anyway. . . why are you tying my hands because we at BSR actually follow the rules? Ok, rant over.

Next: Ok, so notice who co-wrote the script: Damon Lindelof of Lost. This movie is Lost. This movie is Twin Peaks. Mind you, that’s partially a compliment– I like both of those quite a bit. But underneath all the awesomeness and trying the answer the questions we have, it maddeningly adds two or three more. Like Lost’s finale, the final act of the film delivers some awesome, but it doesn’t ever fully inhabit the space it set itself out to. This left me, at least, feeling like the film was a little self-important, a little obtuse, a little meandering.

I expected to go into this film to figure out where the space jockey and the spaceship came from in the original Alien, how he came to be sitting on that chair, and why he had an alien-sized hole popped out of his chest. I got a similar, parallel storyline, and in the final  minutes of the film you get some clue as to that. . . but a lot of space left between the end of Prometheus and the beginning of Alien.

“Ok, but you haven’t told us– do we ever get to see the f@#$ing Alien in this movie?”  Inviso-text away:

Yes, kind of, at the very, very end. We find out that the “Alien” is actually some sort of ridiculous biological weapon, and we see proto-facehuggers that take the form of things that look like snakes and like giant 4-legged cephalopods, but we only see an “Alien” like what we expect from the other films in the very, very, very end of the film. And even then, it’s a little different from what we see in other movies. The explanation, obviously, is that this is still a step in the beast’s evolution.

Also, one major rule of Prometheus:
Don’t bother seeing it in 3D. I don’t really know why this movie was in 3D. There was no single scene where it really made it more effective. Don’t bother, it’s a waste.

So, overall, Prometheus is good, not great. The best thing I can say about it is that I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about it in the last week and want to be able to see it again before I completely make up my mind about it.

And as for what it’s really got going for it, there is some smart, heady science fiction in this slick, incredibly cool-looking action-drama.  Just as Ridley Scott set out to make the original Alien have a lot of imagery that connotes male rape (think about it), this is very much the case with this film except back on the female side.  In fact, the best scene in the entire film is: where Dr. Shaw has to give herself an alien c-section to get the growing parasite out of her womb.It’s got a lot of commentary about the limits of technology and is also just downright awesome, dramatic, and creepy.

Go see this movie. If you’re a fan of Alien you’ll really enjoy yourself. If not, you’ll probably still like the movie. This is certainly Ridley Scott’s best film in years, and the tease about a possible sequel(s) makes me interested to find out where they go from here. In some ways, I felt like this was all just a huge tease for something later. If that happens, let’s hope it’s more completely satisfying than some of the more disappointing elements of Prometheus.

VIDEO: Return of the Jedi BTS

A fellow named Jeff Broz shot an 8mm “documentary” back in the early 80s when he stumbled upon the Arizona sets of Return of the Jedi.

It’s amazing to think about how much access someone shooting through a chain link fence could get back then. I’m guessing something like this couldn’t happen today.

Broz captured some amazing money shots from the films from an entirely different perspective, from Luke fighting atop Jabba’s sail barge to Boba Fett on rigging sailing across from skiff-to-skiff.
The footage is all silent and 8mm, but entirely engaging.

Be sure to check out my new book, Operation: Montauk.

[source: Roqoo Depot]

TRAILER: Django Unchained

It looks like Quentin Tarantino has done it again.

Will this see the resurgence of westerns as a popular medium for Hollywood storytelling?

Lord, I hope so. We need more westerns and this looks to be the perfect springboard. This feels equal parts Silverado, Outlaw Josey Wales, and Inglorious Basterds. I like that Tarantino has found the need to bring us period pieces. I really think it suits him well.

Django Unchained will be unleashed Christmas Day and is the only film I can imagine that will give The Hobbit a run for its money.

CONTEST: John Carter (of Mars)

This movie is one of my favorite of the year. I would be surprised if it doesn’t make my top five of 2012. It’s fun, it’s well-made, and it’s just great.

I’ve seen it again a couple of times in the past couple of weeks and it just keeps getting better with repeated viewings.

Well, we’ve been given the go-ahead to give away 2 copies of the film on Blu-ray and we’re doing just that. The film comes out June 5th (you should get a copy now anyway) and this contest will run through Friday the 8th.

All you have to do to win is leave a comment below telling me what your favorite scene in the movie is. If you haven’t seen the movie, tell me why you didn’t see it and why you’re excited to see it now. If you happen to mention this on your facebook or twitter, let us know that, too.

Winners will be drawn randomly on Friday.

Good Luck!

Friday ‘Flix Picks: Stephen Fry in America

Each Friday we will be bringing you weekend-viewing movie picks available for streaming on Netflix! From the popular to the obscure, we will browse Netflix’s Streaming library so you don’t have to, and bring you what we consider to be “Must Watch” selections!

 

Stephen Fry In America

 

Since Arse-Bot is busy you are stuck with me for the weeks pick which means we’re going weird with it. A lot of people aren’t familiar with Stephen Fry but I love the man. His casting as Mycroft Holmes to Robert Downey Jr’s Sherlock was easily my favorite part of the latest Sherlock Holmes movie. You may also remember him from V for Vendetta and catch watch him at the end of this year in The Hobbit.

Now this pick is a little different because it is actually a TV Mini Series/Documentary. Mr. Fry was almost born in America and he says he’s always and an interest with how different he would have been and for this series he explores all 50 states.

Stephen drives a cab in London and brings that over and drives it through the states, so not only is the incredibly witty, polite Brit sticking out for just purely being himself, he’s also driving a London cab through places that have never seen one. From the Northeast out to the Pacific, everywhere gets a little bit of coverage. I like to see insights from people out of place about what they find interesting about certain areas and to watch someone like Stephen go crabbing in Maine or drink whiskey in Kentucky is almost mesmerizing.

Now if you aren’t a Fry fan or a history and culture fan this may sound boring to you. There is just something about Stephen that makes this all so interesting, when he’s on a reservation near Monument Valley or driving in a brutal rain storm in the South he’s so out of place that I can’t help but be drawn to him. Easily my favorite part of the series is a short clip of him boating in Lake Powell. Usually that isn’t so out of the ordinary but if you’ve ever been to Lake Powell you know that million dollar house boats are the norm and Stephen hangs out in is very small swimsuit in the hot tub atop the boat as it slowly cruises the lake.

The show is six episodes, one for each week he spent here and if you have any interest in him or America I highly recommend you give it a try.