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TV SPOT: The Avengers

Doing the math, there’s about a month and 4 days until our heads are exploded by this film.

There’s no two ways about it, it looks incredible and it seems like Joss Whedon nailed it. They keep showing us one tiny little shot or two extra with every trailer and I know they’re still holding stuff close to their chest.

But simply put, this movie looks amazing. Just this 30 second spot brought a tear to my eye.

We recorded an episode of The Big Movie Mouth-Off tonight and there was some speculation that the bad guys could be the Titans of Thanos. But I don’t care who they are. This movie looks amazing.

Secret Origins: Doctor Octopus!

Spider-Man has one of the best collections of villains ever concocted. Sure there are terrible ones, for every Scorpion, there’s a Hypno Hustler lurking around the corner. When it comes to A-listers though, Spidey has some really good opposite numbers. I wanted to spotlight my personal favorite today. Sure the Green Goblin usually gets top billing as Spidey’s #1 nemesis, but that didn’t happen until he decided to get all personal and murder Gwen Stacy. Before that, the Web-head’s best baddie was always considered to be the guy you see above. He of the bowl cut and multiple appendages, the one, the only Doctor Octopus!

As our story commences, Spidey is on a routine patrol when he comes across some nameless miscreants. Spidey makes such short work of them, that he laments his lot in life. He longs for a villain that can give him a run for his money. I guess that whole “power and responsibility” thing kind of slipped your mind there for a bit, Pete. At this point we leave the cocky web-spinner and cut to one of the many, many nuclear research facilities that existed in the early Marvel Universe. We’re introduced to a man named Otto who with a special harness can well, harness the awesome might of nuclear energy. This apparatus has already earned him the nickname of Dr. Octopus!

"So you see, you put the lime IN the coconut and drink them both together!"

As these things usually go, something goes horribly awry and Octavius is caught in a bit of an explosion. Taken from the wreckage, it is discovered that the good doctor is alive, albeit with a great deal of radiation absorbed into his body. If you think that means he’s slowly dying anyway, you’ve never read a Marvel comic! Welcome to the blog, by the way! Anyway, what the radiation actually does is fuse the arms to Otto’s body somehow. This is comics, we don’t need real science to explain awesome things! As it is, Ock’s brain is also been a bit addled. When he wakes int he hospital some time later, he assumes he is being imprisoned for his vast intellect. Because of this, he lashes out, and finds that the arms now respond to his mental commands rather than clunky analog controls. That’s right, Doc Ock has bluetooth arms, apparently! Of course being the fresh off the operating table maniacal genius he is, Doc Ock decides to just take over the whole damn hospital. Although he does it in a hilarious way.

Thank you Comics Code for keeping the door shut.

Meanwhile a the Daily Bugle, J. Jonah Jameson assigns Peter Parker to get some pictures of the scientist. All they know at this point is that no one is being admitted to the hospital. Actually, the whys and wherefores don’t matter. It’s a good excuse to get Spider-Man on the scene! When the titanic teen stumbles across Doc Ock hassling the staff and generally being a bad guy, he jumps through the window, itching for action! What follows is quite a heated battle that introduces many staples to the Doc Ock/Spidey mythos, such as Spidey getting punched by a tentacle and the hero subsequently webbing the arms up. Sadly for the webhead, the battle is not in his favor. In fact, Doctor Octopus makes such short work of the hero, he adds insult to injury by not even bothering to remember Spidey’s name…

At least he remembered the hyphen?

So, after this exchange, Doc Ock literally slaps Spidey around for a bit, and then tosses him out of the 3rd story window like so much garbage. This leaves Peter devastated, as this was his first ever defeat. His confidence is shaken so much, that he goes home as Peter, not Spider-Man. Meanwhile, Doc Ock takes this opportunity to leave the hospital before the police arrive. In the interval, he goes to yet another nuclear research facility (told you there were a lot), and takes it over as well. Thinking himself invincible, Octopus takes the time to gloat.

"Now to resume my vaguely threatening experiments in... RADIATION!"

Cut back to teenage Peter Parker who is being incredibly mopey just because he got his webbed behind handed to him. He goes through his daily routine of getting picked on in school. Not even the promise of the Human Torch coming to school to give a speech can rouse his spirits. In fact, if he wasn’t so mopey, he’d be on the verge of heckling the Torch, thinking it’s easy to exude confidence if you’ve never been defeated. As the Torch’s demonstration continues though, a chord is struck within Pete that truly galvanizes the young lad into action.

No snark here, just a great sequence by Ditko.

As soon as classes for the day end (Peter is responsible, after all.), Spider-Man gets ready to take the fight back to Ock. We even see the first use of the web-catapult to get Spidey past Doc Ock’s defenses. While inside the facility, though, surveillance devices track the web head’s every move. Using his innate cleverness and the trusty ‘ol spider-sense, he manages to evade detection and makes his way to the chem lab. Methinks our young hero has a clever plan.

"Wow! You really DO put the lime in the coconut!"

Spidey finishes his concoction just in time as he is then ambushed by Doc Ock. Using his newly created chemical formula, Web Head manages to fuse two of Ock’s arms together! Doctor Octopus is having none of it though, and still advances on Spidey, backing him into a wall. Worse yet, the arms that got fused together now give Ock a formidable club to smash spiders with! Spider-Man is running out of options, and decides to make a desperate gambit. He manages to web Ock’s glasses to his face, but the arms don’t need eyes to bludgeon the young hero, so that plan was a bit futile.  Ock gets the webbing off of his face and is about to deliver the coup de grâce. Spidey makes one last attempt to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat with his handy spider speed.

"Wow, if I had just HIT him, I could have avoided all of this unpleasantness!"

So, getting by with the skin of his teeth, Spidey wraps the unconscious Doc Ock in copious amounts of webbing and leaves him for the cops, because of course they’ll be able to handle him now that the dirty work is done. While Ock is defeated, this origin tale does a superb job in establishing that he is more than a match for the webbed wonder. In subsequent appearances, Octopus would go on to become a proto-Kingpin as the Crime Master, the de facto leader of the Sinister Six, among other things. Possibly the worst offense was when he very nearly became Peter’s new uncle when he wooed Aunt May. Currently, Ock is kind of a mess, with a debilitating disease leaving him a dying husk. That doesn’t have him down though, he still has the entire world in the palm in his hands with his current machinations.  Over the years, Doctor Octopus has been all over the map in terms of his place in Spidey’s pantheon of villains, but he’ll always be my number 1, thanks in most part to this story here.

This tale was originally printed in Amazing Spider-Man #3, July 1963. It has been re-published too many times to count, notably in Essential Spider-Man Vol. 1 and Marvel Masterworks: Spider-Man Vol. 1. It is also available digitally.

Avengers Soundtrack Line-up Announced!

Marvel has recently announced its “Avengers Assemble” soundtrack featuring music from, and inspired by the movie. This release also confirms one very important thing: Marvel has no taste in music. Yes, I’m afraid unless you put more gel in your hair in a morning then some small countries use in a year, drink Coors Light and Mountain Dew like water, and have a large collection of Tap Out gear, this album just isn’t for you.

Yes, you are reading this correctly. Papa Roach? BuckCherry? Pusher Jones? I feel like I’ve been sent in a douchey time machine back to 1998. The only way this could be worse would be to lead the album with Nickleback.

Then of course, we have Evanesence, a band so terrible I could devote pages of my hatred to, remixed by some D-Bag named Photek. All in all, I’m pretty sure I’ll be giving this a pass on my list of things that I’ll need before The Avengers drops May 4th.

How about you? Are you reeling in confusion as I am? Or are you already getting out your wallets, covered in Ed Hardy designs, to pre-order?

FIRST LOOK: Simonson’s Avengers!

Walt Simonson is one of my favorite writers and artists ever and to see him still doing top-notch work on books I want to read makes me very happy.

Here is a first look at his work on Avengers #25 with Brian Michael Bendis, which is an Avengers Vs. X-Men tie in.

From the press release:

Marvel is proud to present your first look at, Avengers #25, an explosive tie-in to the hotly-anticipated blockbuster event of the year – Avengers VS. X-Men! From superstar writer Brian Michael Bendis & legendary artist Walter Simonson; Captain America has declared war on The X-Men! The impending doom of the Phoenix Force lurks ever closer; forcing The Avengers to suit up and join the battle to save the Earth! But, which Avengers will follow Captain America to the front lines? Find out in Simonson’s epic return to Marvel with Avengers #25, hitting comic shops everywhere and the Marvel Comics app, this April!

You’ve heard It’s Coming—and this April The War Is Here in Avengers VS X-Men! All your favorite super heroes enter—and only one team will emerge victorious!

Which team will reign supreme? Join the conversation on Twitter with #AvX!

For more on Avengers VS. X-Men, please visit http://avx.marvel.com

TRAILER: Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes – Season 2

I really love this show and I’m glad to see that it’s continuing. I can’t wait to see more episodes.

From the press release:

Assemble!! Marvel’s The Avengers hits the big screen May 4… But in the meantime, get your hero fix with Marvel TV’s trailer for season 2 of The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, premiering April 1 inside Marvel Universe on Disney XD! The Avengers have fought against some of the most powerful and dangerous super villains in the world. But just when the team thought they had things under control, new threats emerge… Caught in the crossfire between two warring alien empires — Earth’s Mightiest Heroes must make a stand. But whom can they trust when they learn not everyone is who they seem to be?

Tune in for The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes season two premiere, along with the series premiere of Ultimate Spider-Man inside Marvel Universe on Disney XD April 1 beginning at 11am/10c

Marvel and Bendis present a PSA from Takio…

Just read this. It’s awesome.

Yeah.  Awesome sauce.  I just added another book to my hold, and one I’m going to enjoy the hell, er heck out of reading with my daughter.

First of all, I admit from the top– I am a Bendis fan. I love Powers, Alias, Scarlet. . .and I’m excited about this all-ages book, especially with female superheroes. Not a ton of those, and Bendis always does them well (again, Jessica Jones, Spiderwoman, etc)

This will be a great followup to the graphic novel of Takio which Bendis published under Marvel’s Icon imprint last year. And it’s cool that unlike being in New York or LA, sisters Olivia and Taki live in Portland instead of NYC, which generally seems ruddy with superheroes. (Also, yes– we can pickle that.  Sorry, Portlandia joke)

Also cool? That Disney legal let them make a joke about iCarly. Working in the House of Mouse sometimes has its upsides, I guess. (as an aside, listen to Kevin Smith talk about wanting to reference Powerpuff Girls, a Time-Warner product just like DC,  in one of his Green Arrow comics. . . nope.)

Now where’s my copy of Ultimate Spiderman. . . .

SXSW: Joss Whedon spills the beans on Avengers villains?

Folks, it has been a long, awesome SXSW. So color me flabbergasted when suddenly I’m deluged with news that Joss Whedon made a major announcement about the identity of the villains in The Avengers in his panel on Saturday. I had previously given a cursory overview of this in my wrapup because I really didn’t think it was news.  But yet here we are, and every day someone tells me “I heard Joss Whedon said it was ( _____ ) in The Avengers!”  Let’s clarify.

I was in the room at the time, and Whedon was clearly joking when someone asked him about whether the villains were Skrulls or not, he replied, “It’s the Vulcans. . .I don’t know a lot about the Marvel Universe, and I thought there were Vulcans. I know we’re going to get a lot of emails about that one.”

Some people have hypothesized that because of their Vulcan-like appearance, Whedon might have been teasing that Atlanteans were the villains. I want to put in a pin in that balloon based on other things I heard in that panel, and basically tell people to cool their jets.

First, let’s look at what Whedon said there: 1) He doesn’t know the universe all that well. 2) “We’re going to get a lot of emails”… I think that second statement he’s playing on the fact that he knows he’s mixing sacred genres. It would be like talking about the Enterprise landing on the Death Star, or Superman visiting Kashyyyk.

Furthermore, Whedon added the following: (from EW)

“I will say only this: It is not the Kree or the Skrulls.”

Oh, really? “Those two aliens are Marvel mainstays and have enormous backstories,” Whedon explained. “They have a big life of their own that just could not be contained in a film where I already had seven movie stars.” I asked Whedon why everyone was being so coy about who these aliens really are — was it because they knew they weren’t including either of these high-profile Marvel aliens, or is there some other revelation they’re concealing? Whedon ably dodged the question with another, perhaps less surprising revelation: “What’s probably happening is that I just said something that Marvel didn’t want me to. It’s weird to be fired so late!”

Whedon elaborated that after reading so much speculation that the identity of the aliens had to be the Skrulls or the Kree, he didn’t want anyone to go into the film and be disappointed. “The Skrulls — they can shape change. That’s a whole thing,” he said. “I’ve already got Loki. He’s got magic. Once you got magic along with your Iron Man and your Black Widow — it’s a real juggling act.”

So, would Whedon really dismiss Kree and Skrulls as having too much history to shoehorn into a movie like Avengers, but then the real villains were Atlanteans, who have, arguably, just as big of a history and influence on the 616 universe? And, uhhhhh, Namor? Could you include Atlanteans and NOT include Namor? And how, then, does that become any less complicated than what would have happened with Skrulls and Kree?

Bottom line? Whedon has re-emphasized the villain is Loki. The mooks in his army? Who cares who they are?!?! The movie is THE AVENGERS. Not The Skrulls, not The Kree, not The Kree-Skrull War, not The Atlanteans. . . I don’t care if they team up to fight adult illiteracy– it’s going to be awesome. And the speculation is pointless. Let’s say you’re right– and it is the Atlanteans.


And so,” target=”_blank”> good for you. You figured it out. Is your self-satisfaction going to add to your enjoyment of the movie? It won’t for me. And if you’ve built up your expectations so high that it’s going to be Atlanteans or The Watcher is going to show up, or Cobie Smulders is really Super Skrull. . . whatever your pet theory, if you’re wrong, you’re going to be disappointed. So don’t try.

Just wait patiently like the rest of us. You’ve got just about 2 months to wait. Enjoy John Carter and The Hunger Games in the meantime. And let’s cool it on the speculation.

New Japanese Avengers Trailer is AWESOME!!!

Check out this new Avengers trailer from Japan – it’s got some sweet new clips we haven’t seen yet in North America!

-vs

May 4th cannot come soon enough!!!

SXSW: Marvel announces Infinite Comics, Augmented Reality app

The House of Ideas lived up to their name at SXSW Interactive today with the announcement of Marvel Infinite Comics: a new approach to comics that focuses on building them digitally from the ground up with the digital experience in mind. The result is a cleaner, more fluid comic experience with digital comics, where the word boxes, dialogue, and even some animated movement pop up in progression as you read the digital comic. Marvel also announced some pretty spectacular AR (Augmented Reality) features– the ability to scan comics, art, etc, and get “bonus features” from them. It looked just absolutely spectacular, and my mind is officially blown.

Onhand were Axel Alonso (Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief), Jeph Loeb (Head of Marvel Television) and Peter Phillips (SVP & GM, Marvel Digital Media Group) to make the announcements.

“You’re going to see something that’s going to blow your mind.” said Jeph Loeb. Boy was he right. “We’ve always been digital innovaters,” added Axel Alonso.

They branded some of their new changes as the “Marvel Re-Evolution”, which includes both Infinite Comics and the AR app.  The first story we’ll see in the Infinite line is Nova story that leads into this spring’s Avengers vs X-men written by Mark Waid and drawn by Stuart Immonen. They showed us the first 20 or so pages, and it is spectacular.

For the Augmented Reality features, the best way is just to show you. CNet has some footage here– check this out— especially that 3D Iron Man rendering!!

This was Marvel’s first appearance at SXSW and boy did they bring it. The only problem? The stage where they set up, while being right in the middle of the mayhem of the awesome Screenburn Arcade (which is awesome), only had seats for maybe 100 people. So we had a standing room crowd for the biggest announcement of the festival since. . . well, since Joss Whedon denied that the aliens in The Avengers were Skrulls yesterday. But whatever, still a big announcement that people were excited about.

As for the Ultimate Spiderman footage, it was pretty awesome. Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes has a worthy companion show. Ultimate Spiderman premieres April 1st on Disney XD.

I speculated yesterday on what Infinite Comics would be. . . and. . . well, you can be the judge how right I was. (mostly wrong– ok pretty much completely wrong.)

See more from Marvel about it here.

I’ll be sitting down with Marvel execs and talent in a couple hours to hash this out more– come back in the coming hours for updates, and keep watching tonight for reviews of Indie Game: The Movie and 7 Days Without Print.

Marvel Comes To Petsmart

This morning I got an email from Petsmart. It was the most wonderful email. Vintage Marvel toys and clothes for my dogs! There has been Marvel stuff for dogs before but it was from Tokidoki and was stupidly expensive. $80 for some dog clothes? No. Just no. $6? Yup sure enough. I planned to get my ass down to the store as soon as I could. Without even talking all day Arse-bot had the same plans and sent me a picture of the Avengers Bandana he got for his dog. For folks like us this is great. I will buy my dogs stupid stuff anyway but now it has Marvel characters on them. I can play tug of war with a Hulk Hand, and I’ve changed my dogs into superheroes! If you want to spoil your dogs with some Marvel branded fun get down to Petsmart before April 22nd when they take it off the shelves.