Previously we told you about some Pornosaurus Sex written by Christie Sims, as it turns out, Sims has a lot more to offer than just dinosaur sexy times, she and her co-writer Alara Branwen have tackled everything fantasy erotica. From heating things up with demons and dragons, to making the beast with two backs with an actual beast, it’s all there for you.

Pegasus, Centaurs, Orcs, oh my…

Sims says “Hi! I’m just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl [that might be up for debate Christie] that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.”

Excerpt from Captured by Orcs:

When Luthais found me, I was packing. Travel provisions, a light first aid kit, and my weapons. I was checking my bowstring when he banged on my cottage door; I strung my bow with silver, which doesn’t suffer from the damp the same way that flax and hemp bowstrings do, but is significantly more fragile. “You’re not going,” my Captain said bluntly.

 

“Of course I am.” I checked to be sure that I had extra bowstrings. Without turning away, I unlaced my gown and let it drop to the floor. I could feel his gaze lingering on my breasts, but I had trained with Luthais too long to be modest as I pulled on a leather kilt and skin-tight linen shirt. I laced a stiff leather vest over the shirt and slid my extra bowstrings into a pocket.

The preview cuts off before it gets to any juicy bits, you have to throw down a few pieces of goblin gold for the good stuff. 

At Kent Hovind’s Dinosaur Adventure Land or the Creation Museum in Kentucky you can see a view of history that puts man and dinosaur right next to each other, co-existing together in the last 6,000 years… but you can’t see this.

Christie Sims writes erotica novels that according to her Amazon profile ‘fall under the Monster Sex genre, and come from the inner desires that spring from my mind.’

Titles like Ravished by the Triceratops, Mating with the Raptor, and Taken by the Pterodactyl inspire feelings of “Huh…” and “What the-” but hey, I’m not one to criticize the sexual exploits of consenting adults and fictional creatures.

51 of these books have been written and there’s something for everyone, if you’re into that sort of thing. If dino’s don’t light your cave fire, perhaps dragons, centaurs, or were-tigers will… you’ll never know unless you try.

One last note- paleontologists speculate that if a T-Rex had a phallus it might have been up to twelve feet long.

I just want you to take that in…

…that’s what she said.

Get more info, buy the books, or take a preview look at Amazon. 

There, you’ll see more titles like this:

And “Mounted by a Griffin” and “The Dragon’s Virgin Sacrifice” and more!