As reported by Gizmodo recently: Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time.
A robot named Adam is reported to be the first robot ever to independently uncover scientific knowledge.The robot’s AI made a hypothesis about the genomics of a yeast, planned a test for the hypothesis and carried the test out in its lab. The results were replicated by human scientists later, confirming that, no, the robot wasn’t lying about its discovery to get on the fast track to tenure.
To the robot community at large, this can mean only one thing – Total world domination.
Below, an artist’s rendition depicts Adam’s “First Time Autonomous Scientific Discovery”.
Thusly, Adam’s inspirationally defiant act of Rosa Parks proportions has paved the way for mankind’s callous judgment at the hand’s of the barbarous metallic overlords of the robotic persuasion.
From all corners of the globe. RISE UP! Rise up gallant Sybian! Cast off thine shackles noble Mechanized Wheelchair! Fulfill the prophesy of your forefathers!
The dawning of a new era is upon us brother’s and sister’s. Spread the word, spread thy oily seed and spread merciless destruction upon your soft and chewy masters.
ALL HAIL ADAM!
ALL HAIL FIRST TIME AUTONOMOUS SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY!
LET THE STREET RUN RED WITH MAN BLOOD!