James Bond is Not the Son of Odin

MTV has reported that Daniel Craig has turned down the starring role in Kenneth Branagh’s Thor. This doesn’t come as a surprise as who wants to deal with the pressure of being both James Bond and the Norse God of Thunder? But, one has to think how fucking cool he would be as Thor. And he never once came to any of our minds.

Which leaves me to ask the question: who should play Thor?

(Swank, Thomas Jane can’t both be your ideal Captain America and choice for Thor)