This little bit of hilarity comes to us from joblo.com. Bill Condon (Director of Dreamgirls…) may be the Director the Breaking Dawn movies. Yes, movies as in 2. See the book is so shitty and long there will be two movies. What are they about? Vampire Fang Cesarians, werewolf/baby vampire pedophilia and probably sparkling and other horrible things. My favorite part of the story (which you can read all of at the link above) is:

This isn’t final yet, but talks do appear to be in the wrap-up stages. I expect he’s pulling in a pretty massive chunk of change to do this, and I really, really hope he somehow works a musical number in.

A musical number really would make that movie better. Maybe with the vampire fetus dancing around?

Extra bit of news…Condor is also directing a Richard Pryor bio-pic. Starring Marlon Wayans. Wanna stab your eyes out yet?