Marvel Legends Showdown: Elektra
Made in China
Scale: 4inches
Release: 2006
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Marvel Legends has made some great six-inchers in the last few years (no dildo). Ok, like 10 years ago. Most have been sold on EBAY or AMAZON for a shit-ton of cash. I jumped on those bitches a little too late in the game, so I’ve had to work my way back. In 2006, Upper Deck Entertainment made these; a smaller, cheaper, fuckin’ awful version of the figures we all loved. Unlike the build-a-figure, (which was fucking retarded) these are “RPG” inspired?
Ever wondered what it would be like to play Dungeons & Dragons with your action figures? Now you can get your geek on with Marvel Legends Showdown. Pose your characters on cards, collect booster packs, and never have sexual-intercourse ever again!
Coming off my Pride Festival-high, I’ve decided to fucks with Marvel’s favorite drag queen: ELEKTRA!
She’s “super-poseable“, which means she breaks easy and her vagina is plastic (which, again, means she breaks easy). You ever try to fuck a 4 inch figure? …not an easy task. You’ll first notice her twisted/broken arm?! Not sure why she’s pre-posed like this, but it definitely compliments her masculine jaw. The painting is a disaster. The eyes were dotted black over a larger dot of a flat-white paint. Her lips have smudged dark red lipstick on them that only completes “Ninja Dyke’s” overall disgusting body.
The projectile shooter the figure is packaged with would be fun if you were shooting it while typing a review for a website you write for. Key word being “if”. Really though, who would sit down with you after purchasing 12 of these and get their RPG on?
If you decide to, let me know. I have all the “Booster-Packs” and my character-dedicated “Power-Bases” are to die for!