Scale: 9inches
Power Girl
Manufactured by: DC Direct
Series: Ame-Comi
Sculpted by: Jack Mathews
Designed by: UDON studios
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Fuck Boobs!!! I hate them now…
As it reads on the packaging: “As strong-willed as she is strong-armed, Earth-two beauty Kara Starr has proven to be a stellar first chairwoman of the Justice Society of America.” She looks like a fucking 4 year-old with enormous boobs! Disgusting & awkward bests describes this abomination. Easily the worst PVC figure I’ve ever purchased/seen. But, let’s start with the good shall we…
The head on Power Girl is the only semi-detailed portion on this disastrous damsel. I like her hair-style and hair color. The eyes have a three-tone blue that works really well with the youthful glow in her face. The rest of her body however is a complete mess!
What’s the deal with her long-ass Wilt Chamberlin legs, dull costume details, & very poor painted clothing including this gay-ass spawn cape?! Oh, and let’s not forget the obnoxious stand that comes with it. It’s completely different, style-wise, from the color of the figure. Would you want Batman sporting some neon pink cross trainers? So why would you want to contrast dull with metallic (stand to costume)? I understand what they were trying to do but it results in looking like two clowns having sex and then lighting themselves on fire! Bear with me…
The big kicker is who is buying this shit?! The choking hazard warns about small parts “Not for children under 3”, then states on top “For ages 14 & up”. Confused? I thought all kids between these ages are playing Modern Warfare 2, not collecting figures. If you’re older and own this, you’re a bigger dumb-ass than me! The price sticker boasts that it’s a… “High-end collectible” but this is filler from planet Fuckyourself!
I would never recommend this over-priced piece of shit to anyone, unless of course, you bought this at 80% off and was thinking of making a profit off it one day (I’m such a sucker). I may still be able to sell it once these kids start looking at boobs again. It sucked me in with boobs, now I hate boobs. You’ve been warned…
If you’re dumb enough, you can buy this figure now from Amazon.com for $120…