Your Very Own Robot Girlfriend

For those of you unfortunate enough to be meatbags, getting a girlfriend is no easy task. And in this day in age, who really needs one?

Sega was originally made famous for its gaming consoles and blue haired hedgehogs. Today they’re all over the news for this:

A 15-inch robotic girlfriend named EMA (Eternal Maiden Actualization). Obviously not large enough to do the kinds of things men who can’t get a girlfriend want, its mostly for “companionship.” Another thing we robots know little about.

“Strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that’s sweet and interactive,” said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, Sega Toys to Reuters news agency.

“She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend.”

EMA can sense when a human head is near, and will pucker up for a kiss. She can also hand out business cards, sing, dance and do other various annoying things girlfriends do.

This “busty” bot is a measly $175 and unlike a street whore, she won’t give you syphilis. Congratulations Japan on surpassing our expectations once again.