You may be asking youself, “Why is Arse-Bot writing about this?” Well, it’s simple, I’m sure there are more than a few closet Twilight fans out there in BSR! Land who would like to be in the know of when this hits DVD shelves, and who am I to neglect them of this information? So, for all of you responsible for bringing this horrible age of mopey, whiney, pussy-ass, don’t-drink-human-blood, pedophile “Vampires” upon the rest of the population, here you go.
It’s coming to DVD December 4, 2010. There’s two editions, a single disc, and – for all you true Twitards out there – a two-disc edition. The two-disc edition will probably feature a fuck-ton of special features that aren’t worth my time copying and pasting here. But I’m not an unreasonable man, so here.
Also, becuase I am such a nice guy, for all of you out there who would like to go waste another $8.50 to see this in theaters, it’s coming back to theaters on September 13. Why? Because apparently that’s Bella’s birthday. In case you’re wondering, the appropriate response to that statement is, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
Judas, I can’t wait for the last movie to come out so this nightmare will end . . .
Wast this necessary? Absolutely not. Did this entertain Arse-Bot for 10 minutes? Yes it did.