SUPER WRESTLING FIGURES

PURCHASED: at HONKS $1.00 ea.

MADE IN CHINA (Zhongshan City, Guangdong China)

The reason I like to contribute to Tuff Toy Tuesday is for weeks like this one. I was at Honk’s for some reason and came across the funniest fuckin’ toys on the planet. These bondage wrestlers are children’s action figures with movable arms, legs, and head!

The most eye grabbing figure had to be “Spider-Loc” with his black sunglasses, black and yellow Argiope (spider) on his chest, and boot-cast weapon. He’s paired up with “Blow-Job Bob” a lion scratched, soul-patched fighter…who fights with a dumbbell and crutch?!

The most versatile wrestler from the crew had to be the “Texas Chainsaw Mexican”. Not only does his body change from bloated with a chainsaw to chiseled with chainsaw, he continues to bring a sweet grip for clutching foes, or cock. His opponent “Tygr-Mylk” is not as fortunate. He has the back part of my Futon to defend himself with. Poor bastard…

There is however, much more to be desired. “No shit.” Right? That is until you see the assholes on the cover of the package: “Salamander Sal”, “Tin-Foil Tito”, “Peter Chriss” and so much more!!! Why were these not available? Was I too late?

There’s no reason not to collect these! After all, they’re the “cheapest” figures you’ll ever buy and they’re all like waaayyyy buff!