PORN CORNER WITH KMC1138: You Know What, Just Trust Me and Read the Article.

I guess “porn corner” is slightly misleading in this case. I’m not talking about anything hardcore, but “Mature Items Corner” just doesn’t have swag.

Anyway. I’m not even remotely sorry that my only recent contributions to the site have been about Supernatural and porn. Let’s be fair – what else is there? Well, there’s also Doctor Who, Star Wars, video games, Game of Thrones… And now, thanks to Etsy seller Geek Kink you can combine all your BDSM needs with your favorite nerd fandom.

Geekologie originally brought this store to our attention, thank the Seven, because I have gone far too long without a light saber fanny whipper thingy. OK, full disclosure here – I am so vanilla I didn’t even know what most of this stuff is. But that’s not going to stop me from talking about it. And since this is the internet, I should probably state that just because I don’t practice or even “get” the BDSM lifestyle, I in no way shape or form judge it. Y’all can go to town, but I will take my bottom unspanked, a-thank you.

Geek Kink’s prices are presumably fair (I did not price an unadorned fanny whipper thingy, sadly), and the seller takes all kinds of custom orders. Just FYI. The items range from the clever…

To the beautifully crafted…

To the “well that’s just cool!”…

To the “Eheheheh theeeeeere it is”…

To the… Um… well that’s actually kind of interesting I mean I’m just saying…

Also included are confusing items (the Bacon Toy Bag springs to mind) and giggleworthy items (I’m sorry the MLP/Doctor Who crossover sent me into fits of laughter and tears).

Geek Kink accepts Etsy gift cards as well as credit cards, ships items for free in the US (say whaaaa? That’s awesome!), and is currently running a deal through May 1st – buy any TARDIS crop and get a TARDIS paddle or cane for free!! Is the cane to help you walk if you are sore the next day? Yeah?