The season five premiere of “Bob’s Burgers” aired last night, riding a wave of popularity and well deserved acclaim that included Emmy nominations and a Best Character on TV award for one Miss Tina Belcher. The show is smart and hilarious, and features some of the best characters in sitcom history. But all awards and poll recognitions pale in the shadow of the true herald of pop culture dominance: The Porn Parody.
Congratulations, “Bob’s Burgers,” for you have arrived.
Not only does it have Erotic Friend Fiction, it’s got zombie Erotic Friend Fiction! And butts! Full disclosure: I regret typing that last sentence but I’m leaving it in. Fingers crossed for a musical number.
I was going to be so productive after work tonight. I was going to finish a comic for review, and make some soup, maybe watch the “Supernatural” retrospective and knit a little… well all that’s gone to hell because now I have to watch free porn.