See ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ in Austin July 8

APES DO NOT WANT WAR!

You know you want to see this movie. And all you have to do is go to Gofobo.com and enter the secret code and you’ll snag yourself a pair of passes.

Ah, but The Lawgiver doesn’t make it that easy. To prove your ape mettle, just 1) Make sure you’ve “Like”d us on Facebook or followed us on Twitter. Then, email me, CitizenBot, (the actual 500 lb gorilla in the room!) and tell me your favorite Planet of the Apes franchise moment. It could be something from way back with Charlton Heston all the way to James Franco and Brian Cox, from Roddy McDowall to Andy Serkis.

Or, it could be a favorite satirical take on the series– “Spaceballs,” “The Simpsons,” (or my personal favorite) “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.”

But so help me if you mention Tim Burton. . . 

For bonus points (which mean nothing) you can also name your favorite Gary Oldman villain.

Email citizenbot@bigshinyrobot.com with the subject line “Great Apes” and I’ll reply back with the code while supplies last There’s only 100, so dooooo eeeet nooow!!!

And then, when you see me at the screening, come up and say hello! I’m a nice monkey, really!

Pass along this info to friends, family, your sorority/fraternity– as long as you’re following us on social media, we’ll email you the code. (While supplies last!)

See you there!