Tyrannosaurus Sex

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At Kent Hovind’s Dinosaur Adventure Land or the Creation Museum in Kentucky you can see a view of history that puts man and dinosaur right next to each other, co-existing together in the last 6,000 years… but you can’t see this.

Christie Sims writes erotica novels that according to her Amazon profile ‘fall under the Monster Sex genre, and come from the inner desires that spring from my mind.’

Titles like Ravished by the Triceratops, Mating with the Raptor, and Taken by the Pterodactyl inspire feelings of “Huh…” and “What the-” but hey, I’m not one to criticize the sexual exploits of consenting adults and fictional creatures.

51 of these books have been written and there’s something for everyone, if you’re into that sort of thing. If dino’s don’t light your cave fire, perhaps dragons, centaurs, or were-tigers will… you’ll never know unless you try.

One last note- paleontologists speculate that if a T-Rex had a phallus it might have been up to twelve feet long.

I just want you to take that in…

…that’s what she said.

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Get more info, buy the books, or take a preview look at Amazon. 

There, you’ll see more titles like this:

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And “Mounted by a Griffin” and “The Dragon’s Virgin Sacrifice” and more!