So- This is not something I’ve ever really given a lot of thought to… I mean, I know who I find attractive- But didn’t really categorize it until now… This is nerdy of me. SO- I’m gonna share my list with you!
10. Emily Browning (Sucker Punch)
So, why Emily Browning? To be more specific, why not!? She’s a relatively new face in the industry, so mainly- I haven’t become sick of seeing her everywhere. But on top of that- she’s a talented little actress with a LOT of potential for a future career. (the Scandinavian bone structure helps too)
9. Imogen Poots(28 Weeks Later)
This one is simple. The eyes. Look at those eyes. Look deep into the eyes… and tell me that you aren’t completely hypnotized. Go on… tell me!
8. Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
Yvonne is classy, Australian accented and stars in one of the coolest nerd shows on TV. This puts her at number 8 for the same reason she is Chuck‘s number one: She’s the girl that no nerd could ever have, but all the writer’s keep giving me a glimmer of hope… I’m just smart enough to realize, that that hope is futile… cuz it was written by a group of nerds who know what other nerds wish could be true…
7. Sophie Kipner (Everything)
Photo by: Jason Whetzell
Sophie Kipner isn’t really well known to many of the world- but she is definitely in the public eye. I know of Sophie because I am a huge fan of the website Channel 101; a website dedicated to the submission and distribution of 5 minute television. Basically- each month, people produce and submit a 5 minute episode of “TV” and if the live audience they show it to out of L.A. likes it enough, they put it online. (Now for a quick side-note about Channel 101 and why you should be watching it.)
Channel 101 has been the launch pad, and source of some of the greatest mondern entertainers I can think of: Andy Samberg and “The Lonely Island” boys basically got their start on this website- My very first introduction to the lovely- Sarah Chalke (Scrubs) was on this site… The site creators/contributors have now had their hands in almost every new piece of good comedic entertainment to hit the airwaves- including, but not limited to: Monster House, The Sarah Silverman Program, Community (created by site creator Dan Harmon). Ya- and some of the biggest viral sensations of the past couple years started on this website; House of Cosbys, Chad Vader, Yacht Rock and Kicked in the Nuts.
If you aren’t checking Channel 101 each and every single month for the latest installments of your favorite shows- you’re missing out on some of THE finest entertainment the web has to offer. (Might I suggest: The ‘Bu, Laser Fart, Dick Richards: Private Dick, Ringwald and Molly, Twigger’s Holiday, Sock Baby and The Wright Stuff, just to name a few.)
Which brings me to why Sophie Kipner is number 7 on my list; Virtually unknown, the only thing I’ve ever seen her in is the current Channel 101 Primetime show: Everything. An avant garde variety show that highlights the talents of as many filmmakers as they can fit into 5 minutes… sometimes its dark, sometimes its hilarious, it can make you think deeply (i.e. Todd Bishop’s segment in ep. 10) It can then make you cross your eyes and scratch your head at to what just happened (i.e. Fatal Farm’s segment in ep. 4)- This is a show that is truly creative in its use of the restrictions provided… Aside from being my favorite show amongst the current Primetime selection (Serious props to Jason Whetzell, Danny Jelinek and all the contributors to that show)- Suffice it to say, the first time Sophie walked on screen as the ‘Host” – I could see that: ‘something special’ that only a few can show in such a short amount of screen time… the show itself is Its really very hard to explain, but its a quirk I fell in love with. (to use the term loosely). She herself is a device that if changed, would crumble the foundation of the show.
That and she is definitively THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD who can pull off the whole: bright red lipstick and heavy, large, round framed hipster glasses look that has become so popular these days. I kid you not- I’ve never seen it actually work on anyone else… Granted- she’s not the obvious choice for #7 on my list – which is definitely a factor in why she is. She is after all- in the public eye- and I think she deserves a bit more recognition!
6. Bridget Regan (Legend of the Seeker)
Ms. Regan is another example of pure class. She very much comes across as the kind of woman you would love to take home to meet the family. In her current role as ‘Kahlan Amnell’ she portrays strength very believably and she exudes confidence without screaming to the world: “Look at me! I want attention!”. She’s talented and I can’t wait to see her in future projects. (if ever a Wonder Woman movie were to be made- she’d be my first choice… especially if they were trying for a re-invention: as studio’s so love to do.)
5. Sarah Silverman
On the opposite end of that spectrum of class is Sarah Silverman. The bad girl. The fearless comedian. The girl who will say anything for a laugh- and I mean anything. She’s the kind of girl that you keep secret from mum. That you’d show off to your friends so that you can all high five about it later. Sarah Silverman is entertaining and attractive- and she knows it. This makes her dangerous. This makes her, how do you say…? Super. Hot.
I get it- I get the character she plays for the world… I also think there’s a whole helluva lot more to her than she shows… you know- a mysterious depth to the apparent cold-hearted, uncouth, bitch that she lets us believe she is. Depth is sexy.
Oh, and I love her nose. Weird- but true.
4. Olivia Wilde
This choice is my one truly male choice. This choice is based ENTIRELY on the above photo… I’ve never seen Olivia Wilde act- I don’t know anything about her other than this photo to be honest. I stumbled across this photo one day and thought it was intriguing… especially in the eyes. I like how its like she dropped the remote control under the couch- then someone with a camera called out “Olivia!” and snapped this photo just as she looked.
I can only imagine the aftermath! Her complaining because the flash was so bright and unexpected- the man with the camera laughing hysterically- then the two of them looking at the picture and saying “hey- that’s actually a pretty good photo- let’s put it on facebook!” of course, this makes Olivia embarrassed, but she’s not afraid of a little candid exposure! Then the two of them cuddled by the fire.
Wait… what?
3. Emma Stone (Zombieland)
She’s my number 3 for a few reasons… She seems real- Like she can’t be bothered by whatever happens on screen or off. Fame is just a thing that is there- as long as she can keep doing what she wants to do. She also pulls off the heavy eyeliner and bangs look- her (or her make-up artists) found the best way to accentuate her powerful eyes- She also has the bone structure of near perfect symmetry- and if John Cleese has taught us anything, its that symmetry is what makes us hot.
2. Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
I have three words for my number 2: Talent. Talent. Talent. If you ever actually need a reason for Kristen Bell to be on your top 10, just watch the movie Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical. Or, just watch anything she’s in…
1. The Palmer Cash T-Shirt Girl
To be perfectly honest- She’s my number one because I don’t know her name. The mystery of who she REALLY is combined with the flattery of her sensational good looks makes for a lethal combination.
Sure, I want to know who she is- but at the same time, I have no desire to break the mystery. This is entirely why she is my number one choice- and I don’t care if you agree! Its my list.
That’s it. The list.
Who is on your list? How much do you agree with my list? DO you agree with my list? Was this even a list?